Alex Trebackwards

My posts are the punchlines to puns on things like popsicle sticks or laffy taffys, reply with your best suggestion for the questions!

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Man, i have no idea what this was... Blood from a stone or something? @BadPunJeopardy "Because they are both Destitute offenders.

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"Because they are both Destitute offenders."

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Because he was a pane.

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Because then it would be a foot.

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One cow says to the other "have you heard about this mad cow disease? The other replies...

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RT (close) @robertyaffe Two guys take shrooms. One guy says to the other, I don't think these are working. The other replies...

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Correct! RT @robertyaffe @BadPunJeopardy What is the most frequently stolen item in baseball stadiums?

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Why should I care? I'm a helicopter!

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@BadPunJeopardy meant to say second base

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2nd place.

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An appropriate comic http://t.co/2508CkC8

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RT correct! @robertyaffe @BadPunJeopardy A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer?

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"for you, no charge"

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RT @robertyaffe @BadPunJeopardy Doctor: I'm sorry, I have bad news. You have cancer and you have Alzheimers. Patient:

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RT @robertyaffe @BadPunJeopardy Where does a Polish bank keep olympians' money?

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@BadPunJeopardy (that one's more of a joke than a pun)

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Well, at least i don't have cancer

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A pole vault!