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A celebration of low standards and a lack of attention to detail.

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"We always liked the idea that the preparation and the consequences happened in the same room."

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All too often, Garden Chairs of Solitude follow the familiar, sad decline into habitual drunkenness.

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Use warm colours and soft furnishings to create a homely, comforting ambience.

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"I'll come back inside when the air fryer's ready to apologise"

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Reasonably sure that's not how a bed bath works.

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@renadbajodah This is real.

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Souffles are notoriously difficult to get right. This one has blown the ceiling off the kitchen and forced the owners to sell their home.

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@SarahjevsEvans Would you mind terribly if we used this to make the world a slightly better place?

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Included in the sale is a basket of spare socks.

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Police want to speak to anyone from the 1970s.

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Ted called. Asked why you don't work from home anymore.

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Rex could see it was a classic fracturing of the space time continuum, but he'd probably still get blamed.

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We got round building regulations by inventing a new category: The terraced garden-office cowshed barn garage.

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@gumby_mister The rules were formalised in the 1970s but have since been lost.

https://t.co/GF3reBgcY5

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During the Cold War countless Garden Chairs of Solitude perished attempting to reach the West.

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Now I am become death, causer of migraines.

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Property is expected to change postcode in the next couple of days.

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"Almost done, then I'll show you where I buried the remote"

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The British childhood is a rare combination of abject misery and risk of harm.

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UK Government considers banning Pass the Parcel after another fatality.