« Bad SEO Advice »

#winning at #SEO 4 #Life

[« Bad SEO Advice » @BadSEOAdvice]

All of my advice is dofollow

[« Bad SEO Advice » @BadSEOAdvice]

SEO tip: I've got nothing for this. Just wanted to share it. Stay safe fam.

[« Bad SEO Advice » @BadSEOAdvice]

SEO tip: when your traffic goes way up because everyone's staying home from work and has more time to dick around online, take full credit for that.

[« Bad SEO Advice » @BadSEOAdvice]

SEO is cancelled

[« Bad SEO Advice » @BadSEOAdvice]

Optimize for "all of my jokes are fucking tired and you should reconsider your life choices"

[« Bad SEO Advice » @BadSEOAdvice]

SEO tip: follow me

#TwitterSmarter

[« Bad SEO Advice » @BadSEOAdvice]

SEO tip: don't sit too close to the volcano unless you want a double dose of mind-controlling microscopic aliens

[Scientology @Scientology]

🇨🇴👨‍🏭👨‍🔬👩‍💻💁‍♂️ WATCH LIVE starting @ 4p PDT for a https://t.co/nj23Ymh1Tm Broadcast +Chat & feat. 'Meet A Scientologist: Greg Kingdon'' @ 5p PDT.

📺 WATCH or CHAT @ https://t.co/s1UFaGvmlA, https://t.co/qqTHGZs46Q, https://t.co/HMo5W9tDmN, & https://t.co/gXMXf3ICr9.

[« Bad SEO Advice » @BadSEOAdvice]

SEO Tip: today's a great day if you like feeling morally superior to a guy who reviews video games for a living or whatever

[Eerie ✨🫀 @ClownPantsu]

I have met #projared and not only did he cheat on his wife I can confirm this mans out here wearing SKETCHERS

[« Bad SEO Advice » @BadSEOAdvice]

SEO tip: don't eat the yellow snow

[« Bad SEO Advice » @BadSEOAdvice]

@Carolyn_Lyden Thank you!!

I'll admit I used to measure my snake oil by volume until @neilpatel set me straight.

[« Bad SEO Advice » @BadSEOAdvice]

SEO tip: it's called "pulling a Madoff"

[Mark John Nelson @markjohnnelson]

How the heck can storytelling help you build your business
https://t.co/1ac1eFJrzM
#homebusiness #storytelling

[« Bad SEO Advice » @BadSEOAdvice]

@Carolyn_Lyden A3: Measuring out just the right amount of snake oil to put in each bottle. #seochat

[« Bad SEO Advice » @BadSEOAdvice]

SEO tip: the skyscraper technique works so well because it's hard to build a tower out of sausage (don't @ me)

[Greg Gifford @GregGifford]

@dr_pete Link building...

[« Bad SEO Advice » @BadSEOAdvice]

SEO tip: If any of these myths die, you can make new myths and reach out to everyone who linked to the old ones.

[SEOofThrones @SEOofThrones]

When you're tired of seeing the same shit on SEO twitter buuuut also can't resist a good piling on on Wix.

[« Bad SEO Advice » @BadSEOAdvice]

SEO tip: Google will send your site back to the start if you start building links before they shout "green light!"

[Wtfseo @WTFSEO]

Breaking: Google announces that they didn't say "Simon says" when they told everyone to use rel=next/prev for pagination

[« Bad SEO Advice » @BadSEOAdvice]

SEO tip: your MOM is a ranking factor

[Mark Porter @markcporter]

I'm really not one to brag, but sometimes it's nice to pat yourself on the back. Here's a site I work on that is killing it #slayingtheserps #justdoingmyjob

[« Bad SEO Advice » @BadSEOAdvice]

SEO tip: squats are a major ranking factor, so pop a squat and own a SERP!

[« Bad SEO Advice » @BadSEOAdvice]

SEO tip: nah, we've been through a lot.

[Laura ลอร'า 劳拉 🍥 @lsirikul]

We do not deserve @JohnBoyega

[« Bad SEO Advice » @BadSEOAdvice]

SEO tip: dumb platitudes are one of the top 5 ranking factors

[JH Scherck @JHTScherck]

SEO Twitter mainly consists of people who've been doing this shit for 10 years posting, "yep, title tags, they're a thing don't ya know, and they matter!" or "my audits work, when the client implements them, lol!"

Just terrible takes and dumb platitudes 95% of the time.