Bad Santa

might come... might not...

[Bad Santa @BadSantaCIaus]

Buying someone a cactus for Christmas just to remind them they're a prick.

[Bad Santa @BadSantaCIaus]

Only 24 days until Christmas Day ya cunts 🎄🎅🏻🖕🏻

[Bad Santa @BadSantaCIaus]

Only 4 more weeks until every lad in Britain gets one of these on Christmas Day🎄

[Bad Santa @BadSantaCIaus]

Had to lay an Elf off today

[Bad Santa @BadSantaCIaus]

Who should be on the naughty cunt list this year

[Bad Santa @BadSantaCIaus]

30 days to go ya fucking CUNTS!!

[Bad Santa @BadSantaCIaus]

RT if you know a someone on the twat list with there xmas decorations up before December...

[Bad Santa @BadSantaCIaus]

Guess who's coming to town.... Not me I'm claiming and if the government see me riding that sleigh i will be fucked

[Bad Santa @BadSantaCIaus]

31 days to go ya cunts!!

[Bad Santa @BadSantaCIaus]

Just replaced Mrs Claus tampons with party poppers.. 😂

[Bad Santa @BadSantaCIaus]

Just punched an elf square in the face for shits and giggles

[Bad Santa @BadSantaCIaus]

Fuck it!! Might dip dye my beard

[Bad Santa @BadSantaCIaus]

Gonna fuck Christmas off this year. It's overrated. Plus i just can't be fucking bothered.

[Bad Santa @BadSantaCIaus]

Just kicked an Elf in the balls YOLO!!

[Bad Santa @BadSantaCIaus]

Mrs Claus is a slag... pass it on

[Bad Santa @BadSantaCIaus]

If you have your Christmas decorations up already then you are a cunt and I'm not coming to your house