Nick Rutowski

A beautiful vessel for dumb ideas (tm).

Tech lead at @DoorDash.
Instructor at Raven Fitness SF.

He/Him

[Marine Biology Shitposts @MarineShitposts]

ITS DECEMBER

[Roshan Patel @roshanpateI]

bless her little heart

[Sam Winkler @ThatSamWinkler]

Everyone keeps posting shit like “don’t say there isn’t a Twitter alternative! You’re ignoring Grunchly, Sporple, yesTalk, Twang, openTwang, Clash of Honor: Twang’s Revenge, pNissy, Gubble, hank’s house, WhoChat, nnk3.0, KniFi, Twango Unchained, PornHub Live Chat, CyberForum, Twa

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

BREAKING: Gen Z and young Millennials under 30 voted at such a high level and skewed for Dems so much we canceled out every voter over age 65 across the US house races.

[John Bull @garius]

One of the things I occasionally get paid to do by companies/execs is to tell them why everything seemed to SUDDENLY go wrong, and subs/readers dropped like a stone.

So, with everything going on at Twitter rn, time for a thread about the Trust Thermocline /1

[John Bull @garius]

So what's the lesson for businesses here?

- Watch for grumbling and LISTEN to it.
- Don't assume that because people have swallowed a price or service change that'll swallow another one.
- Treat user trust as a finite asset. Because it is.

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

I used to live on the same block as an NYPD precinct, and I want to share a little bit about that block now that I've moved away, because nothing shows so clearly how our money is going to all the wrong places.

So here's a little thread.

[Hebh Jamal @hebh_jamal]

In Germany a nine year old girl was speaking Turkish to her friend during recess. A teacher over heard her and demanded she speak German- they punished her by forcing her to write a paper on “why we speak German in school”. Then her parents sued the school and won. ❤️

[JoCat @JoCat105]

for authenticity, the week before the D&D movie comes out they should delay it to the next week

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

pretty rude that work disrupts my honkshoo honkshoo mimimimi

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

mothman: we take our kids trick or treating too, you know

me: oh. thought y’all would just like. mash or something

dracula: [narrowing eyes] vhat kind of mash?

me: um. no kind in particular

frankenstein: [hands on hips] go ahead. say it

me: just an everyday normal kinda mash

[Don’t Boo…Revolt! @BreeNewsome]

Anybody who is sitting on a billion dollars and not taking actions to alleviate mass suffering right now is not your friend no matter how much you like their music or art sorry

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND ASKS IF YOU WOULD STILL LOVE HER IF SHE WAS A WORM, JUST SAY YES. SHE WILL NEVER BE A WORM. YOU WILL NEVER ACTUALLY HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT. BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE GIRLFRIEND WHO THINKS YOU WOULDN'T LOVE HER IF SHE WAS A WORM AND SHE IS MAD

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

“we did it,” mark zuckerberg sighs, swirling champagne. “we added legs to the metaverse.”

his office door slams open. the ceo jumps.

“sir! come quick. they added too many legs to the metaverse.”

“haha what do you mean?” he asks. a siren sounds in the distance. “how many legs”

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Life in the United States means risking your life in even the smallest attempt to check police power

[Patrick @dramaticirony]

economists will be like i just got out of the lab, you’ll never believe this