"I'm not able to get out to see you tonight. My girlfriend is spending the night and she has me completely drained. It's probably gonna be a few days before I am ready" - actual text sent to an actual escort.
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"You said you was submissive so I'm going to make you put my dick down your throat gag you . Hey I'm trying to rent a small house you know anyone interested?" - actual text msg sent to an actual escort #escort#funny#texts#prostitute#nsfw