Star Trek fanfics

tweeting extracts from the most 'interesting' star trek fan fiction

[Star Trek fanfics @BadStarTrek]

"SIR WE'RE GOING TO CRASH INTO THE PLANET"
"good, I crave death" Kirk moaned from the floor.
"SIR THIS IS NOT THE GODDAMN TIME!"

[Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk]

I have a big problem with this petition...

I'm actually 39 years old.

[Star Trek fanfics @BadStarTrek]

@transgemder @TheMarySue @StarTrek omg!! that's so cool!!

[Star Trek fanfics @BadStarTrek]

"I need to bounce."

"An odd phrase," Spock said.

"That is what Brenda called it."

"Father, who is Brenda?" Spock queried.

"Your new mother. We met last week on Earth at a freestyle rap battle competition and were married the next day."

[The Mary Sue @TheMarySue]

I can’t stop thinking about the first published Kirk/Spock slash fanfiction #StarTrek #Spirk

https://t.co/tFE3W8hHGB

[Star Trek fanfics @BadStarTrek]

"My God!" the Ensign said and began to vomit.

"My Visor's Overloading!" Geordi said losing control of his balance and dropping to his knees.

"That is without Honor" Worf said lowering his visor,

"I'm going to need counseling" Riker said just leaving the room in disgust.

[Star Trek fanfics @BadStarTrek]

The smell jumped out of the room and revealed Data holding himself up on the toilet, crapping out the worst Diarrhea you ever saw. He moaned in agony as it poured out for a good five minutes. It was going so long it brought tears to the Andriod's eyes.

[Star Trek fanfics @BadStarTrek]

Bones rolled his eyes at everyone while Scotty and the Doctor chatted about the TARDIS, Anakin and Jim had a stare down, and Padme, Obi-Wan, and their two robots stood there awkwardly. River laughed, thinking what a fabulous idea this had been.

[Star Trek fanfics @BadStarTrek]

there aren't many disco fics yet so there's not many bad ones. if you find any pls send them because god bless

[Star Trek fanfics @BadStarTrek]

As Philippa took in the scene she realized that the entire room was covered in melted, roasted, smashed marshmallows.

[Star Trek fanfics @BadStarTrek]

Daphne was wiping melted chocolate off of her helmet, Connor had something white in his hair, Saru seemed to have glued his fingers together

[Star Trek fanfics @BadStarTrek]

I read the whole fic and still cannot decipher what the ceremony is. Data possibly dies, or becomes human? I have no idea what's happening.

[Star Trek fanfics @BadStarTrek]

Beverly placed a hand on her son’s shoulder. “Data just proposed to you. I suggest you say “I do” and let Geordi perform the, uh, ceremony.”

[Star Trek fanfics @BadStarTrek]

@hughculber @nicoIodeon Honestly I live to serve

[Star Trek fanfics @BadStarTrek]

@hughculber it is not, it's @nicoIodeon

[Star Trek fanfics @BadStarTrek]

Our Spirk boys were taking a break. Nobody has taken a break at the Krusty Krab since...you know.

Needless to say the gay sex was a raging.

[Star Trek fanfics @BadStarTrek]

Our Spirk boys were taking a break. Nobody has taken a break at the Krusty Krab since...you know.

Needless to say the gay sex was a raging.