Bad Takes | Cardinals

"You play. To win. The game."

Bad opinions about the #STLCards
#ForTheLou
Go #Battlehawks
Started a cult.
Cedric Mullins Enjoyer #Birdland

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Has a 6-man rotation ever worked for the Cardinals? Asking for a friend.

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I better see 10+ DFAs by midnight. I'm only half joking.

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All Oli had to do was not give RYNE STANEK a 10 foot leash

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R
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3-2 #STLCards!

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I need to start betting against Cardinals pitching. It's too damn obvious when a meatball is coming.

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@stlcards27 let him cook tho

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Holy crap Burly #STLCards 1-0

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@STL_Stats_Facts There's an alternate reality where they are all on the same team and the Cardinals team OBP is through the roof.

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@Cardinals @KMOXSports Good day for a series win, I think

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Can Blaze pitch?

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@CyLiamDoyle Dude's a long reliever. Good for 3 innings, but that's it. Sooner the Cardinals realize, the better.

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Church with the wheels

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Let's go, Pages! 3-0 #STLCards

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Personally I wouldn't trust a guy who can't spell "Ryan" or "Stank" correctly.
#STLCards

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@Cardinals Best Jordan (surname) to play baseball

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@bschaeffer12 A shame he doesn't wear number 80

(This is a French joke)

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BLAZE JORDAN 🔥🔥🔥
#STLCards 2-1

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do something funny Blaze

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Show me something Crooks

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they're cheating but I can't prove it

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THAT SAYS 105 MPH 🔥🔥

WOW, Jacob Misiorowski!