BadTasteJohn

King of the one liners and wordplay jokes. Partial to midgets.

[BadTasteJohn @BadTasteJohn]

If you're here for the yodelling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue.

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Anne Frank

[Damien Scott @MadScientistFF]

Without saying your age, Who was your first celebrity crush?

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I’ve started on that Tik Tok bollocks. DM me for username and I will follow all back. 👍🏻

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Phoned up the RSPCA the other day and said I was just walking through the woods and found 3 kittens in a suitcase, she said oh that’s terrible, are they moving? I said I don’t know but I guess that would explain the suitcase!!

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@Michael_LFC78 Why? Buses on strike again?

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Changed the ringtone on my alarm to the hokey cokey.

Took me 20-minutes to get out of bed.

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@jrowley37 No problem x

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@indymunkey Yes but they seem quite strong. Ive been ok so far so will see how it goes. Followed back by the way

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@indymunkey Yes over the course of 2 meetings

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@Osborneosaurus You look fantastic x

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@Robbo07121981 Happens to the best of us when we try and take a selfie 😂😂

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@dan_friend86 Dan, how do you propose to tackle the constant stream high speed drivers in Sandwich that have been plaguing the town for years despite the 20mph speed limit?

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He was probably fed up of having to anti-bac the worktop every time he made a fucking sandwich!

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Some friends of mine are organising a joint Chinese New Year celebration and Burn’s Night supper - they’re calling it Chinese Burns Night.

I don’t want to go but they’re twisting my arm !!

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If you want to know how many bees Noah had...

Check the ark hives.

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The Who?

[Otto Von Jizzmark @Ottojizzmark]

Name the Band.

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Wife: “I want another baby.”

Me: “I know what you mean, I didn't like this one either. “

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@Michael_LFC78 Canada?

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To the person who stole my glasses last night...

I will find you, I have contacts you know !

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I can’t understand how funeral directors have raised the price of funerals and are blaming it on cost of living!