Raymour & Flanders

toxic but not in the friend way, in the actually radioactive way

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what the world needs is more ads if you ask me

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Walk up to cute girl at the bar

“Hey, my GPS thinks you’re cute”

GPS sitting opposite bar corner: *waves*

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normalize human hibernation

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Just remembered the pentatonic scale don’t text

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when does it stop being "today's economy"?

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I make sure never to verbally invite a new person into my house just in case

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“AI videos are getting so real nobody can tell the difference anymore”
Proceeds to show the most AI-generated looking video imaginable

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Nah if a little girl found a strange blue alien-dog thing in this day and age she’d use it for TikTok clout

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waiting around in the airport until they call my name over the system so I can feel famous

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outfit check to make sure I’m still wearing clothes

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I feel like the reward for hitting a home run should be you don’t have to run the bases

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triceratops is just rhino

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goodgoodnotgreat

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Love it when a dog’s got a stick

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I'll say it since everyone else is scared to. If you change your singer, you gotta change your whole band

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Are you… not entertained? 🥺

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me (tweeting some nonsensical brain sludge): oh they're gonna love this one

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people be like “riddle me this” and then don’t even propose to me these questions three

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The only lasting legacy Drake has is I think about that album cover whenever I see a building like this

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All I ask for is one abnormally good day