Bad X-Files

An account that describes BAD, but sometimes funny, fake episodes of the beloved paranormal drama X-Files!

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The agents investigate a news story about haunted copies of #PokemonSunMoon killing children!!!
...It was just a creepy pasta Mulder read.

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We're back babeh!!!! The Bad X-files have been re-opened!

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Mulder says there's a demon in his dreams. Scully thinks he's just been watching too many scary movies. She was right. The demon was fake.

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The agents investigate a massive cult meeting for "Superb Owl". Turns out Mulder knew it was a football game & just wanted to see Beyonce

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th aegnts investigate a case where a girlws pihone won't wokr when ki call stacy i miss ysou bby #drunkfiles #callme

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Mulder got his usually tenders from McBelieve's and the server hands him this. Turns out he was actually a pirate

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For reals. #TheXFiles #XFilesRevival

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Mulder experiences sleep paralysis for the first time. He's pretty sure it was Aliens.... Wait, no. He's 100 percent sure it was aliens.

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Scully and Mulder find a talking dog. There's no case. It's just cool that this dog can talk.

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Congrats! #tftopten
@MakDPostmodern @cawago @JeremyJokesHere @BadXFiles @SpencerKarter @GroovyJuice @AndrewLocklair

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Mulder: I just hope aliens believe in me, ya know?

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Mulder & Scully hear about a this little girl who can blow up people's minds. Mulder thinks it's cool. Scully's mind explodes. Ends series

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Scully finds Mulders Resolution List:
1) Gain weight to prepare for winter apocalypse
2) Give up Porn
3) Write better fanfic of me & aliens

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The lone gunmen get a tip on something that is even more dangerous than the Y2k virus- THE Z3K virus!!! #thistweetisstupid

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#NewYearsResolutionIn5Words I really want to believe

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@GoodAaron HEY! That's sounds a lot like my idea for a third X files movie except @nottjmiller would be playing every character.

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Mulder and Scully investigate why people are still telling each other Merry Christmas even though it's already Dec. 27th

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Scully and Mulder go to the mall to spend all of the gift cards they got for Christmas. The mall is packed, so they just go back home.

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After Ringo accidentally kills Santa it's up to him and the rest of the lone gunmen to save Christmas! Go watch The Christmas Conspiracy!

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Scully finds viable evidence of the existence of Santa. Mulder refuses to believe her because theres no way anyone can eat that many cookies