Bad Advice

Or good advice for shitty people 🙊

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Say "ok" when people say "good to see you"

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Comment a laughing emoji on people's selfies

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Take a shit at an open house.

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Say "I've seen enough" after someone shares the first pic of their newborn with you--

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Make plans and talk details with just one person in a group chat

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Say

"I guess you've gotta start somewhere"

whenever someone tells you what they do for work.

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While waiting in line for the bathroom say "welp, damage is done" then leave the line

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Ask the interviewer if it's a trick question.

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Correct people on pronunciation of their own name when they introduce themselves

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@holz_xi Do a burnout to break them in properly.

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@Dianexis Strike up a conversation with the person in the stall next to you.

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@Txp_RBI_Xctuxl Needs flames.

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@ThereWBBourbon A quick nuke in the microwave should finish her up

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@RobProvince You should leave your curtains open.

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Respond with "lol send that to me" when someone shows you a picture of their partner

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@BonafideKRS But IF you choose to do it, be the best at it.

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@jerrycurld If not suppository then why suppository shaped?

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Say:

"Do you feel any different?"

To your dinner guests mid-meal

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Say "wow it's way nicer than I expected" when visiting someone's house.

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Say "times up" when someone has been talking for a bit too long.