Lexie :(

professional baddie and local sadgirl💁🏻‍♀️

[hayden ⚡️ mia @mia_spresso]

there was a mouse in my bathtub and I didn’t know what else to do so I sprayed it with Got2B hairspray

[Chicha Roan @jush_for_fun]

Everyone dying but him…

[lacey ⸆⸉ 🐍 @repusnaketion]

i was just the world’s saddest paul revere to pass the news about dolly to everyone i know

[Swey 🐰 @YEWSREKEEG]

Yeah bro she’s using you for your slightly above average penis and empty bank account bro

[AKT @Aloo_Ki_Tikki]

how it feels to spend money on basic necessities instead of stuff you want

[jyo🍎 @jyotilovebot]

feel like i’m going crazy why can’t people just say whimsiCAL wdym you’re being whimsy are u stupid

[Nico The Lowly Tarnished @Nicosaesthetic]

Started using a THC & CBD energy drink instead of a pre-workout before the gym

[໊ @ihategaylors]

Jesus was seen in New York City

[mensch @signoremosca]

Started drunk smoking again and there are actually zero negative effects on my life because the alcohol forms a protective layer around your lungs a lot of people don’t know this

[Dillon Cheverere @DCheverere]

Run the numbers again after tonight because my absolute boys and I are stepping out for margaritas

[Lexie :( @Bad_Bitch_Lexi_]

happy birthday lexie <3

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

he was on to something

[Vivian @suchnerve]

“I don’t remember my childhood.” Lemme guess, you have allergies + you poop weird + you sleep weird + you feel dizzy when you stand up quickly + you’re weirdly sensitive to certain smells/sounds/tastes/textures + you struggle to do stuff you WANT to do + you’re often sad/nervous?

[hotsexymamayepa💋 @lotoscuffs_]

Me when I hear there’s gonna be substance abuse at the func

[$T. NO @chaoticf4g]

i’m sorry but this is so fucking funny to me ksjdksjd

[WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA @slayyyter]

BE$T ALBUM IN AMERICA

[ponyboy @ponyboooooy]

"and the grammy for best dance/electronic album goes to... SLAYYYTER"

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

Kristi Noem husband:

[Katie @KayTeeeOh]

Kristi Noem’s Husband