Bad Luck Brian

#badluckbrian

[Bad Luck Brian @Bad_LuckBrian]

Has super power, ABSORBS ALL BAD LUCK. #badluckbrian

[Bad Luck Brian @Bad_LuckBrian]

Blows rape whistle, ALERTS MORE RAPISTS OF HIS LOCATION. #badluckbrian

[Bad Luck Brian @Bad_LuckBrian]

Wins an all expenses paid vacation, JURASSIC PARK. #badluckbrian

[Bad Luck Brian @Bad_LuckBrian]

Dresses sharp, GETS CUTS ALL OVER HIS BODY. #badluckbrian

[Bad Luck Brian @Bad_LuckBrian]

Takes shortcut home, RAPED. #badluckbrian

[Bad Luck Brian @Bad_LuckBrian]

Finally gets picked first for a game, HUNGER GAMES. #badluckbrian

[Bad Luck Brian @Bad_LuckBrian]

Buys bag of weed, OREGANO. #badluckbrian

[Bad Luck Brian @Bad_LuckBrian]

Gets a handjob, EDWARD SCISSORHANDS. #badluckbrian

[Bad Luck Brian @Bad_LuckBrian]

Pokes hole in friends' condoms, MOM GETS PREGNANT. #badluckbrian

[Bad Luck Brian @Bad_LuckBrian]

Flips pillow over, WARM. #badluckbrian

[Bad Luck Brian @Bad_LuckBrian]

Has a wet dream, DROWNS. #badluckbrian

[Bad Luck Brian @Bad_LuckBrian]

Goes to strip club, SEES MOM. #badluckbrian

[Bad Luck Brian @Bad_LuckBrian]

"Come at me bro," BROTHER EJACULATES ON HIM. #badluckbrian

[Bad Luck Brian @Bad_LuckBrian]

Dad yells break a leg, BREAKS LEG. #badluckbrian

[Bad Luck Brian @Bad_LuckBrian]

Becomes a priest, GETS MOLESTED BY THE CHILDREN. #badluckbrian

[Bad Luck Brian @Bad_LuckBrian]

Plays video game, DIES ON TUTORIAL. #badluckbrian

[Bad Luck Brian @Bad_LuckBrian]

First day of summer vacation, BREAKS LEG. #badluckbrian

[Bad Luck Brian @Bad_LuckBrian]

Cuts hair, IT DOESN'T GROW BACK. #badluckbrian

[Bad Luck Brian @Bad_LuckBrian]

Goes to Grandma's house, WALKS OUT HUNGRY. #badluckbrian

[Bad Luck Brian @Bad_LuckBrian]

Joins bad luck contest, SECOND PLACE. #badluckbrian