Just downed a bottle of wine and made myself salmon and butternut squash risotto for dinner⦠this is the only form of adulthood i will be indulging in for today, thank you.
Considering i am at the age where throwing my back out is a common occurrence, i will now be asking every place i go If they offer a senior citizen discount. Thank you.
Posting live from the fetal position in bed because itβs the only comfortable position to be in after throwing my back out doing 25 standing fulls todayβ¦π€