Morgan Jones

I enjoy hitting things with my wood.

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@BAMFAbrahamFord I call dibs.. 5 years ago.. lol

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Hey... Whatever happened to those Mexicans from season 1? You know.. One of them had a monkey crawl out of his ass. Come to think of it, maybe I’m thinking of Bruce Almighty..

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@The_RickGrimes And then he should grow angel wings and fly into the sunset. That’d be perfect.

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Sunsets are so beautiful. It gives me the perfect opportunity to egg my neighbors house AND swipe his news paper.

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@EliGoldsworthys @hardwick I forgot about that until right now!

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@MisianoGenovese @EliGoldsworthys But Andrea got wood

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@The_RickGrimes HAH too far gone was a title of an episode. But you are right, pineapple definitely doesn’t belong on pizza.

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Jones BBQ and foot massage. Better come down here and get some uh this shit!

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#hitsbong clear

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@RickFucknGrimes I wish I had a tiger shitting on MY lawn. I need to relocate.

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@MillieSRamsey @Powellrebecca3 @GeoffLRamsey @griffonramsey I'm not sure how I feel about this.

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@HershelGreene1 I wish people missed Morgan. I'd like to take this to a racial place but I wont.

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@A_M_K_23 Maybe watch parks and recreation

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@ConanOBrien Sometimes I like to put them all on at the same time. You can do whatever you want with that information.

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@BAMFAbrahamFord Hey, hey. Save it for the black guys. Man.

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I have a confession. This might be difficult for some of you to handle, but anyway.. Here it goes.. I'm black. Just let that soak in.

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@EditingWriter That's the greatest thing I've ever... uhh.. heard of ever.

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@BrandiBalls Do you ever expect people to know what you're talking about or do ya just kinda go with it?

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@The_Names_Jesse please God no