Badass Randy

*Parody Account* If you're a badass and you like badass things follow me. Fair warning: I hate pussies

[Badass Randy @Badass_Randy]

Civil War ? Hell I’m in #badass

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Sock a Muslim Sunday

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#BidenAlwaysDelivers on his promise to shit in the White House hallway because he forgot where the bathroom was and he forgot his dispense. Old crotchety bastard.

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#TruckaTrannyThursday

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It’s #TittyTuesday which means if you’re real you reply back to BAR by #flopthemout

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It’s Monday which means my wife’s still in the kitchen #MondayMotivation

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Giving thanks to God 🙏 and giving the neighborhood MILFs my hog 🍆 #giftthatkeepsgiving

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Real men don’t give Christmas gifts. They bench 400 and fuck their neighbors wives #badass

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Woke up this Monday morning Glad to be living in the U S Fucking A and not a warzone like Gaza. Some geezers like Hamas ever tried to pull that shit on the US I’d be first in line to join the front lines because I’m certified #BadassRandy

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@DEFendFURiously Hey Shannon, shut up. Donny T is my lord and savior because he’s a fucking #badass

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@DEFendFURiously Wow so humble

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Least Favorite Nationality?

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@GuntherEagleman Couldn’t agree more #truth

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@DEFendFURiously Hi Shannon

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Just pressed 450 of my chest and spit in the face of a blue haired tranny #thursdayvibes

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Heavy fines and possibly exportation to Guatemala. We don’t need pussies in this country #fuckpussies

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It’s OFFICIAL: I’m running for a President in the 2024 election!

#BARForPrez

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Every citizen over the age of 18 under my watch will undergo an annual physical health exam. Which will include a test based on a maximum effort bench press, squat, and deadlift. If you do not meet the minimum requirements you will be subject to… (cont.)