Lisa

I like long romantic walks to the kitchen 🌮

[Lisa @Badasspeterkin]

Read an instagram post that said, ”Don’t ever put yourself in a position where you wish you’d started earlier. It’s never too early to start”, and I sincerely thought the quote was about day drinking at first. Oops

[#2⃣BeSavage @blake_corum]

Run it back! Go Blue〽️

[Lisa @Badasspeterkin]

Just paid off my last bit of tuition forever (hopefully)

[Lisa @Badasspeterkin]

I just walked up to a glass door and scared myself with my own reflection thinking I was about to walk into another human

[Lisa @Badasspeterkin]

Texting Ian when either of us go to the bathroom cause we have separation anxiety

[Lisa @Badasspeterkin]

Convinced Ian to not go to the gym last night because I needed to be supervised while I ate garlic bread 😁

[Lisa @Badasspeterkin]

Sometimes you try to go to bed, but have a panic attack instead 🙃

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

OMG JALEN SUGGS 🤯🤯🤯

[Lisa @Badasspeterkin]

Anti-vax protestors are the worst. It is your decision to not get vaccinated, but DO NOT slow down the process for the people who want to protect themselves and their loved ones. 🙄

[Lisa @Badasspeterkin]

@slariet There is still hope 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

[Lisa @Badasspeterkin]

The memes making fun of Nevada’s counting ability is what we all needed this week ❤️

[Lisa @Badasspeterkin]

Today’s workout plan: drink enough coffee to get my heart rate into the “cardio zone” for an hour.

[Lisa @Badasspeterkin]

BRONCOSSSS

[Denver Broncos @Broncos]

MILE. HIGH. MAGIC.

We #BeatTheChargers!!!!!!!!!

[Denver Broncos @Broncos]

HAMLERRRRRRRRR

[Lisa @Badasspeterkin]

My parents recently brought up that my favorite jelly bean flavor when I was 5 years old was margarita. Guess my alcoholism started at a young age

[Lisa @Badasspeterkin]

Recently found out that my colleague wears two pairs of socks to work because his feet smell so bad that he would stink up the whole house when he got home and his wife would make him take a bath 😂

[Lisa @Badasspeterkin]

Picture this: it’s 2AM. The kitten is meowing outside the bedroom window to tell you they broke out of the house and the old fat cat is missing. You search the neighborhood for an hour with no luck. You get no sleep. 4 hours later, the old fat one returns and barfs up grass...

[Lisa @Badasspeterkin]

😂 #facts

[Lisa @Badasspeterkin]

Wearing a white shirt right after a spray tan.... bold move #PresidentialDebate2020

[Lisa @Badasspeterkin]

Today, I sneezed right after I put on my mascara. Mascara: 1, My face: 0

[Lisa @Badasspeterkin]

@realDonaldTrump It’s the racism and misogyny for me....