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Busy doing 100 situps, 100 pushups and running one mile a day

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Today is my sons 2nd birthday. My wife told him he could have cupcakes for breakfast and he promptly went back to sleep.

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@MadCarmody

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If Twitter goes down you can find me nowhere. I do not exist.

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

I’m the new speaker of the house and there are gonna be some changes around here. item one: the cast of hamilton has been arrested

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@MadCarmody He deserves it tho

[Kevin Jay Stanton🌿✨ @kevinjaystanton]

All day, everyday.

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Aged like MILK

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Ezra Miller should be in every movie

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What a week this would have been for the Italian El*n M*sk account

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Superman: Only a 5th dimensional being can cure Lois of her Kltpzyxm
Mr. Mxyzptlk: Whats Kltpzyxm? Oh god da-

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Congratulations to Bill Skarsgard on finally being in a movie and having someone else play the monster

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@MadCarmody Have you considered making a 'verse

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Had a dream @BluDragonGal was letting me look at her DotL sketchbook and when I opened it it was BLANK

[Susan Gonzalez (@susangonzalez.bsky.social) @TheNewsan]

THE STUDENT LOAN DEBT RELIEF APPLICATION IS OPEN TELL YOUR FRIENDS https://t.co/wCFqwrHJGB

[🎀Frae's Fortunes🎀(fraesfortunes on 🦋) @JellyfshFortuna]

bro, if I spent 1.5 hours telling a microwave to heat my frozen dinner and managed to get room temperature food out of it, I wouldn't consider myself a chef

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@MadCarmody The point was to always put a strange ring you find on an air-gapped person before putting in on yourself. Basic magic ring security really

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Terry Gilliam's vision of the future is sitting in a metal chair in a metal room with a British scientist in crazy science googles staring at you

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Been a great decade for British guys named Tom

[𖦹 @swirldaworld]

culinary school students be like “bruh i got spaghetti due at midnight 😰”

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@heckfu Always has been :gun:

[Ryan Perez @ryguyperez]

Rings of Power the first television show where if it sucks, the price of your detergent will probably go up.

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@causalcoffee Lawrence Fishburne