Corey Jordan

winning some, losing most.

[Corey Jordan @Badazzle35]

Kalshi, please, PLEASE… no more incessant ads on my FYP akin to 24/7 CIA-esque psychological torture 😭

[Corey Jordan @Badazzle35]

Huey Lewis & The News?

Just The News for me, thanks.

[Corey Jordan @Badazzle35]

Imagine how many social media posts you never hit send on because the timing wasn’t right, maybe you didn’t fully agree with it, you were drunk or high and talked yourself out of it, whatever it may be… this could be one of them, who knows? But just imagine for a sec

[Corey Jordan @Badazzle35]

If silence answers, who asks?

What I’m trying to ask is that if you face yourself fully, who is staring back?

[Corey Jordan @Badazzle35]

It’s my life’s curse to always grab the one 6-pack of twist-offs forged and sealed in the fiery depths of Mount Olympus by vengeful gods; designed to exfoliate my fingerprints off.

[Corey Jordan @Badazzle35]

Just tried a Colt 45 for the first time. Initial refreshing taste, then the backend is just godawful. 3/10

[Corey Jordan @Badazzle35]

You know the boy who cried wolf? Total clickbait. Gaslighting an entire village for clout.

[Corey Jordan @Badazzle35]

Sunrises and sunsets are a constant reminder that you only get so many. You can choose to work yourself to death, but you can also throw all that work away without regrets for the right person. Life always seems short no matter what. Maybe that’s chemical, but it’s also magic.

[Corey Jordan @Badazzle35]

Can you have power over yourself, if you give up any amount of authority to something else?

[Corey Jordan @Badazzle35]

Booooooo loser

[Tom Cotton @SenTomCotton]

Today, Senate Democrats attempted to extend the deadline for the ban of the Chinese communist spy app TikTok.

I blocked this effort because TikTok is a harmful app that endangers our national security and poisons our children.

[nutter butter @NutterButter]

is any real

[Corey Jordan @Badazzle35]

Ever seen one of these?

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

I’ve never seen a more incompetent woman in my life.

Cheatle should have resigned.

Instead she’s covering it all up, refusing to answer questions and hand over information.

She may be more than incompetent.

She may be complicit.

[Corey Jordan @Badazzle35]

Only people that text me is Domino’s and Verizon thanking me for my payment.

[Corey Jordan @Badazzle35]

Asking for separate checks when dining alone is my new thing

[Corey Jordan @Badazzle35]

Ending emails with ‘thanks!’ so everyone knows I’m chill like that.

[Corey Jordan @Badazzle35]

@elonmuskADO Twitter

[Corey Jordan @Badazzle35]

If digitally purchased games aren’t ownership, then piracy isn’t theft.

[Gmail @gmail]

No but why are you logging in from a new device? 🤨

[Corey Jordan @Badazzle35]

I’m just a gringo that always delivers

[Corey Jordan @Badazzle35]

Convenience store? Not convenient enough.. I need a drive-thru