Jack Monari

class clown/bad boy with a heart of gold.

[Jack Monari @BadgeJack]

P.T. Barnum be like: “Oh no, my circus and my monkeys”

[Philadelphia 76ers @sixers]

WANTED BOSTON ✅
BEAT BOSTON ✅

[Jack Monari @BadgeJack]

If Europe is its own continent the Indian subcontinent should be upgraded to one as well. Or demote Europe. One or the other.

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

When simulation becomes the norm, it weakens the human capacity for discernment. As a result, our social bonds close in upon themselves, forming self-referential circuits that no longer expose us to reality. We thus come to live within bubbles, impermeable to one another. Feeling threatened by anyone who is different, we grow unaccustomed to encounter and dialogue. In this way, polarization, conflict, fear and violence spread. What is at stake is not merely the risk of error, but a transformation in our very relationship with truth.

[Jack Monari @BadgeJack]

Small pox? Let me know when they’re Big pox, big dawg.

[Jack Monari @BadgeJack]

I’ll never learn how to spell convienent

[Jack Monari @BadgeJack]

I have an idea for a country: Even Newer Guinea

[Jack Monari @BadgeJack]

So what’s everyone’s favorite mobile spreadsheet application?

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Jabroni of the week goes to Ben Franklin

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I’m not independently wealthy but I am wealthily independent so don’t tell me what to do you don’t know me

[Jack Monari @BadgeJack]

God, I miss twitter.

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Bonus idea: there’s a conveniently located urgent care facility next door that you also own #synergy #business #profits #📈

[Jack Monari @BadgeJack]

Business idea: trampoline parks but for adults and there’s no kids and there’s no one else except me and I’m getting my tramp on #sharktank

[Jack Monari @BadgeJack]

Business idea: trampoline parks but for adults and there’s no kids and there’s no one else except me and I’m getting my tramp on #sharktank

[Jack Monari @BadgeJack]

Sometimes I experiment with the power level of my microwave.

[Jack Monari @BadgeJack]

Sisyphus jut needed a little vitamin d, that’s all

[Jack Monari @BadgeJack]

I only allow my one year old to watch those Japanese game show compilations on YouTube. This is an experiment. I am a scientist. I will not take questions.

[Jack Monari @BadgeJack]

Empath authors in real life every time they write that one of their characters is sad

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@StreetsPhila regular schedule this week?

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Smells like wongpwincess in here

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What are chameleons even up to?