Jessy, Toxic Yuri Sommelier 🏳️‍⚧️

24yo | She/Her | 🏳️‍⚧️ MtF |
If I had a dollar for every stupid thing I've done, I could afford to do a lot more stupid things. | MTG & 40k |

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@Jaegdier @AureliaTempris Most in the Imperium speak Low Gothic, or a regional dialect of it. Low Gothic is equivalent to English, where as High Gothic is equivalent to Latin.

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@FunkFrog_ @rebbford Yeah but the first search result would still be the wiki, lmao

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@GoldnightAngel Phyrexian, obviously

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@shieldgating You can't stop me

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@PlayWarframe The weirdest mecha game ever produced

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@AuriBlooms As an incredibly butch trans woman, it just feels patronizing.

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@TheDsIEGE It's a reality where Margulis never died. Balls-ass never betrayed the empire, the sequence never started, Natah never came, the old war didn't end with us killing the orokin, margulis convinces balls-ass to sign a peace treaty

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@eesawa_ "Ma'am, I think you accidentally put a terminally-online bunny girl in my burrito meal."

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@HD2Memes Sweet liberty I am horny for kill

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@eesawa_ Gotta start fucking with them. Drag your trash out in bodybags. Wear a bloody butcher's apron to get the mail. Invite a friend over then have them leave through the window.

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@RobertsSpaceInd 🚘🏸🙅‍♀️👨‍⚕️

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@real_Bugbreach "I SMELL KUVA"

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@LookAtMyMeat1 I am getting topped by a death company space marine. Wish me luck.

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@purplepingers The bottom official won't make a statement because getting them to do anything is a challenge

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@shenanigansen Plot twist: one if them is #1 by quantity, the other is #1 by quality

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@warhammer

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@GenshinImpact Someone had a bad quarterly