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Been ghosted so many times I need an exorcism, not a date.

[🧠 @BadgerBeetle]

@Tinder do you know why my account is telling me I have no men aged between 32 and 45 within a 60 mile radius of central Edinburgh? Have I completed the game??

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

Keith that is an ARM

[🧠 @BadgerBeetle]

I am feeling quite, quite lonely. And I might have a little cry.

[🧠 @BadgerBeetle]

@spencro Bastard.

[🧠 @BadgerBeetle]

@spencro Ectoplasm.

[🧠 @BadgerBeetle]

@spencro I am slightly offended that you believe I ooze.

[🧠 @BadgerBeetle]

@spencro I need one in every available colour.

[🧠 @BadgerBeetle]

@spencro True facts!

[🧠 @BadgerBeetle]

@spencro

[🧠 @BadgerBeetle]

@iamtheowwl He did not. I would buy one as a reminder to never reinstall Tinder, but I wouldn’t want to double his sales.

[🧠 @BadgerBeetle]

2:30am and I’ve just discovered the last man I was seeing has released a CALENDAR of his band.

They sing cover songs at caravan parks.

You can really buy a calendar of 5 middle aged men who sing at caravan parks.

I truly cannot be trusted to make my own romantic decisions.

[🧠 @BadgerBeetle]

And yes, I was seeing the clown.

[🧠 @BadgerBeetle]

@spencro

[NHS @NHSuk]

Every adult in the country now needs to get a Covid-19 booster vaccine, because two doses does not give you enough protection against catching Omicron.

[🧠 @BadgerBeetle]

I require somebody to flirt with. Many thanks.

[🧠 @BadgerBeetle]

@spencro Father shitting Christmas 🤣

[🧠 @BadgerBeetle]

Rugby man update - he can text me to let me know he wants to see me naked - but didn’t reply to my last text last night, didn’t text me when he finished work, and has left me on read for the past 2 hours today.

[🧠 @BadgerBeetle]

@spencro

[🧠 @BadgerBeetle]

@spencro I haven’t put you off my cooking yet, then.