SaffaBadger

I made this profile to live-tweet sports. I know little to nothing about most sports.

But I might also live-commentate F1, about which I care deeply.

[SaffaBadger @BadgerSaffa]

We stayed for #jumparound then decided we'd had enough testosterone and rain and dipped. Feeling accomplished. #GoBadgers #football #collegegameday #firstfootballgame

[SaffaBadger @BadgerSaffa]

There's a lot of indistinguishable yelling, and I can mostly discern between happy and mad but the reasons for most still elude me. 3 mins and 46 seconds til the last quarter, so like 2 hours to go? #footballnewbie #Badgers

[SaffaBadger @BadgerSaffa]

Update: we did it you guys! We got a touchdown. I got high fives from everyone around! Glad I brought hand sanitizer #blessed #touchdown #guestsfirst #nowwewin @BadgerFootball

[SaffaBadger @BadgerSaffa]

A tiny plane is circling the field. Much speculation on who is in it. Chancellor Blank? Governor Evers? AARON ROGERS? #GOPACKGO #badgergame #timeforacommercialbreak

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Penn State just scored a touchdown. Folks, after 2 hours and 7 minutes, we have points on the jumbotron. #wedidit #wrongwe #GoBadgers

[SaffaBadger @BadgerSaffa]

It's half time and the marching band are back, playing Backstreet's Back which I believe was released before most of them were born. It's great. #herefortheband #wisconsinmarchingband #badgersback

[SaffaBadger @BadgerSaffa]

Ladies I gotchu. Next time the man in your life gives you shit about how long you take to do ANYTHING, can we refer them to football time, where te last half hour has taken exactly 99 minutes to play. #football #collegegameday #badgers

[SaffaBadger @BadgerSaffa]

The Penn State qb just threw the ball at the @UWBadgers marching band 😳 #badgerfootball #whoops #oorah

[SaffaBadger @BadgerSaffa]

Husband just invented a new way to do the Wisconsin W and he's proud as punch. #fingerguns #wforwisconsin #adbreakthings #collegegameday

[SaffaBadger @BadgerSaffa]

@BadgerFootball so close!

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@Wisconsin nearly got a touchdown but there was interference? I thought that was what defense was supposed to do? Anyway we didn't get a touchdown now everyone is mad. #onwisconsin #badgers #CollegeFootball

[SaffaBadger @BadgerSaffa]

@Wisconsin is taking a well deserved break after 15 mins of play over 52 minutes.

[SaffaBadger @BadgerSaffa]

One penn dude tackled a Wisconsin dude wrong and the ref threw a hanky at him. Time for another ad break! #adbreakball #collegefootball #wisconsinbadgers

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There was some kind of disagreement so the ref sat us down and gave us a stern talking to. Now the crowd is chanting "eat shit" #stayclassy #eatshitpennstate #badgers #football

[SaffaBadger @BadgerSaffa]

It's a turnover, Wisconsin has the ball again and I'm glad because when Penn State had it the dude formerly in blue took his shirt off and aggressively rubbed his nipples at the field. #badgers #football #onwisconsin

[SaffaBadger @BadgerSaffa]

There's some kind of ad break now, but we can't see the ad because we're in person. They've been playing less than 3 minutes. #badgers

[SaffaBadger @BadgerSaffa]

We have to shout "first and ten wisconsin" when the announcer says "first and ten wisconsin" in case the players don't hear him. #badgers #onwisconsin

[SaffaBadger @BadgerSaffa]

We just got a "sack" which means we hit the quarterback before he threw the ball. That was good. #badgers #forward

[SaffaBadger @BadgerSaffa]

Songs I didn't know were badger anthems: Wannabe. Where the streets have no name.

Suggested add: WAP

[SaffaBadger @BadgerSaffa]

We are supposed to sit in red and white stripes but there is a definite part of my section wearing blue and I'm in the white section. #missedthememo #badgers