Stanley Badger

[Stanley Badger @BadgerTrapThe]

Do you like Strombo? Fred Penners? Sam Robert? Elisha Cuthbert? I don't know either, let's find out! http://t.co/qxyPPAVUFg

[Stanley Badger @BadgerTrapThe]

If you're a celebrity, please contact me for an interview - you can reach me in my home, either in my bed (dry) or in my bath (wet)

[Stanley Badger @BadgerTrapThe]

By covering the #ScioniM in branches and grass, you can create a camouflaged forest fortress for feasting on snared squirrels. I'm a Badger.

[Stanley Badger @BadgerTrapThe]

All the changing leaves remind of the blood in my stool #autumn

[Stanley Badger @BadgerTrapThe]

Seatbelts? by law.
 Sober? by law.
 Pants? by personal discretion!

Rules for driving the #ScioniM @ScionCanada

[Stanley Badger @BadgerTrapThe]

Tryke is such an amazing poet. He spoke this poem to me the other day “Would you get out of my room, Badger, I’m getting changed.” Beautiful

[Stanley Badger @BadgerTrapThe]

No one is talking about the real issues that matter, so let's take a moment to remember that the #ScioniM comes standard with power windows.

[Stanley Badger @BadgerTrapThe]

Davian’s torso gets really warm when he sleeps #shhh

[Stanley Badger @BadgerTrapThe]

Fred Penners is so limber! I wake up early just to watch him do yoga on his front porch. Holy Ashtanga!

[Stanley Badger @BadgerTrapThe]

My favourite things to flip:
 Pancakes, 
The bird, 
#ScioniM
, My wig @ScionCanada

[Stanley Badger @BadgerTrapThe]

My therapist recommends I make one tweet about the #ScionIM each day, so that I'll be able to pay for our sessions. @ScionCanada

[Stanley Badger @BadgerTrapThe]

I sold my #ScioniM so that I could buy another Scion iM, I am addicted to that new car smell! @ScionCanada

[Stanley Badger @BadgerTrapThe]

You know you made it when the biggest record label in the biz rebrands you. Sonic Vision made an offer I can't refuse http://t.co/RbNlkeEGQi

[Stanley Badger @BadgerTrapThe]

It is impossible for me to experience road rage in the #ScioniM, because I'm not allowed to drive it @ScionCanada

[Stanley Badger @BadgerTrapThe]

The 5 W’s of journalism: Waking up, Wearing pants, Walking to the interview place, Welcoming the guest, and being Wise.

[Stanley Badger @BadgerTrapThe]

Industry megalomaniac Sam Robert wears sunglasses the whole interview - mysterious, but he reveals dark secrets @CBC http://t.co/mrK2DyasxW

[Stanley Badger @BadgerTrapThe]

@hollerado Mi casa es su casa

[Stanley Badger @BadgerTrapThe]

The #ScionIM: the perfect car for when you run out of options, because it has so many options @ScionCanada

[Stanley Badger @BadgerTrapThe]

When life gives you lemons, you get to eat that day #hungry #helpaguyoutlife

[Stanley Badger @BadgerTrapThe]

Tip Topper is my kind of rap star, famous without any songs. Watch him rap over my theme song! http://t.co/PuKYhF0EI8

[Stanley Badger @BadgerTrapThe]

Nurse Drew (D-Sisive) helped @PlateausThe w their fragile art & even emptied bedpans! I interview him at my illest! http://t.co/XFEVd3vC5l