Michael

you won’t last 30 seconds reading this bio

[Michael @Badham]

@MKBHD Bring back the QuickTake

[Michael @Badham]

Why did they call it Your Friends & Neighbours and not The Hammburgler?

[Michael @Badham]

@Sportsdeck_AU are you still in business?

[Michael @Badham]

@ChaseMit @Diesol Give him a break, he worked for minutes on this

[Michael @Badham]

@amadou_dr1 @nikim_yok @vukandric That too 😆

[Michael @Badham]

@nikim_yok @vukandric They are a feature of iOS25. The public beta is available now.

[Michael @Badham]

Nice try computer

[Michael @Badham]

@whitefeelimgs @mrgracemugabe Just wait, it gets worse… he starts eating Subway sandwiches

[Michael @Badham]

@proof_of_thermo @F1 @McLarenF1 Sun, in the UK?

[Michael @Badham]

$4.20 seems very cheap, how can they… oh I get it now, $4.20 is a reference to smoking cannabis! How delightful and witty, not at all a tiresome ‘joke’

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The @Tesla_AI robotaxi launch begins in Austin this afternoon with customers paying a $4.20 flat fee!

[Michael @Badham]

@app_settings Wait until it’s released

[Michael @Badham]

Part time DJ and full time wanker Phillip Smythe-Jones has decided it’s time to move out of home, mum and dad are funding the rental of a 2 bedder in Neutral Bay, the ‘eastern suburbs’ of the North, but plans go awry when a body is discovered behind the ‘good’ Woolworths.

[Michael @Badham]

At yet another wedding at the Riverview college chapel, the body of bloated old boy is uncovered. Will the team uncover the killer before the under 16s against Joeys at 11am?

[Michael @Badham]

@WillRBishop Do you mean from the Camera? No, just saw this in the keynote

[Michael @Badham]

@downroundpod *played

[Michael @Badham]

@downroundpod I realise this is two not very interesting questions. Here is another - Immutable, what’s up with them? You replayed any games on the blockchain lately? I know I haven’t.

[Michael @Badham]

@Surfer @SurfThrash This used to only be possible in California Games

[Michael @Badham]

@app_settings Yes and yes

[Michael @Badham]

I shuffle a deck of cards the exact same way every time