Bad Headteacher

Cleared of all previous allegations. Appointed Executive Headteacher of an Inadequate Secondary School; 2 rural Primaries 300 miles apart and a Subway franchise

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Pleased to see our Deputy Head has moved on to better things..

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Not long to another INSET day at the Academy..

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Introducing our new Observation tower; observation rooms are so last year..

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In an attempt to be Ofsted ready; the Senior team followed a strange star with gifts of incompetence, fear and data

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I always try to make a good impression on Open evenings..

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Our Heads of Maths and English have met to discuss our long promised, outstanding results due in the Summer..

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I wish my Assistant Heads would have a good sing and get over it..

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Supply Teachers assemble! A group of temporary teachers are sent into a failing Free School..

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Our new Safeguarding policy has caught the attention of our parents and..Ofsted

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Our Head of Citizenship and learning2learn has written a sad song about Assessment levels..

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The moment our Head of Maths met the Ofsted team on arrival and told them to fuck off..

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The Academy Senior Management team are at the casino again; kiss the Drama department goodbye..

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Our Teach First recruits are applying for Headteacher positions after 3 break duties..

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The moment I discovered the Academy sponsors weren't real..

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How we replaced Levels 1-8. Update: We thought Jack was Pink; but he's ended up resitting Maths and English at college..

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Our Academy chain has invested in the potential of young people.. come on six! Win and we keep Art as an option..

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Charlie says: Don't approach Academy brokers in the playground..

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Our new SLT creative space. Well worth the redundancies in the Science department..

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Another term over. Our SLT deserve some well earned rest..

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The moment SLT finally launched us into Special Measures..