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Can't hear two things at once.
Idiot/useless/him. Londoner by birth and the grace of wossname

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Dogs doin' dog stuff. Thanks @Liberator_hen

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Morning @lizzieweather 😀have a fab day. You're awesome and should be doing the weather from Wimbledon 😉

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@goachwriter Mum and Stampy are my kids. Already prepping new nest space for them x

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@goachwriter Hiiiiii miss P.
Have you seen my bird babies? Crazy little gingerbumps

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@curlyclarey From 6 eggs, 3 +egg made it through day 1

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.. And suddenly I'm a coot uncle. Worst possible place to EGG. I had to improvise a nest while being pecked and shouted at by dad.

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@curlyclarey @curlyclarey and this morning, woke up to two. Nest reinforced and more greenery put down, despite violent beaky objections.

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Coot grandad. Colourful little gits considering mum and dad are monochrome.

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@djleekee It would appear I am not to old to shenanigan. But I will wake up in my pit with a gash on my head (no, not like that) trying to remember where the bins are and everything that runs on batteries living at 5%. Gaaah

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@djleekee I'm way too old to replicate the shenanigans from the 90's. I'm not even sure I'm allowed back to Ibiza....

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Morning @VValentineNews and @BBCMarikoOi, always good to see you both. *fistbump
have a gardeny day VV and a fab afternoon Mariko. Best to you both😊

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@MrMichaelSpicer @Novalaisienne I had words with the lord earlier, he doesn't give shit and we're saving him a bundle by him not having to do a flood again. Cost a bomb the first time, apparently

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@goachwriter What will they hoover if this happens? *runs
(Obvs I'm not that big of a knob, it's just the worst thought that came to mind 😉)

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@RodHardpan Something horrific?

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@psuedofolio @ByronBiDisaster I feel this has gone way beyond your expectations, and I love it. EMBRACE THE COATYNESS

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@RAF_Luton Clearly enough space for an upper deck. You don't get this kind of passenger service on the 109 to Croydon.

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@deathofbuckley I got £14 off Ladbrokes from a free £1 on frankie dettori. Silly name for a horse but thought I might as well have a go.

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@mrjamesob can I just check something? Is this the same govt that wants to be able to access the WhatsApp messages of the entire nation whenever they want to?
https://t.co/PcTvtDzPcm

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@MerlinFDC4 @Starlink Every time someone signs up, Elon adds another consonant to the name of his next child.

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@VValentineNews Morning Victoria, from the somewhat reluctant grandad of the Regents canal coot family....

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@studiokorp Yes! Alcohol markers for blendedness?

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@_Diogenesis_ @Twitter I've not seen anything from you in yonks.