Dan the Sailor

[Dan the Sailor @BadwolfSD94]

@SaveKrystle Always here to help

[Dan the Sailor @BadwolfSD94]

@SaveKrystle It was probably a typo. Meant to say “pathetic”

[Aunty Donna @AuntyDonnaBoys]

Sat on hold to Pizza Hut for 7 minutes

[Beyond Tomorrow @OrgPhysics]

The line between night and day, as seen from space. 🌕☀️ Extra credit points to those of you who know where on Earth this is.

[Birds With Threatening Auras @AurasBirds]

oh heck he escaped

[Dan the Sailor @BadwolfSD94]

@Alasdairtb That’s so beautiful

[Dan the Sailor @BadwolfSD94]

@Alasdairtb I see I see. So we’re easing out of the more invasive murder thru less invasive kisses. I guess the important question becomes... is it a good kisser?

[Dan the Sailor @BadwolfSD94]

@stupidoldandy @Alasdairtb

[Dan the Sailor @BadwolfSD94]

@stupidoldandy @Alasdairtb really loved the Agriculture ep. best one yet in my opinion! I liked the pace of this one a lot. #thepoptest #puttheminyourears

[Dan the Sailor @BadwolfSD94]

@ShonenCyclist @twointank Bout damn time!!

[Dan the Sailor @BadwolfSD94]

@CoryxKenshin Spent 5 months being positive and thinking "it'll get better"... but unfortunately I'm losing that hope.

[Cory. @CoryxKenshin]

RIP #GeorgeFloyd... this is outrageous!!!

[Dan the Sailor @BadwolfSD94]

@SaveKrystle Join riri in the "great women, great forehead" corner

[Jack Druce @Jackdruce]

Sick of all these guys complaining that they can't have sex because of social distancing. Get a longer dick idiot!

[Dan the Sailor @BadwolfSD94]

@SaveKrystle I guess that's good enough logic... imma apply tomorrow.

[Dan the Sailor @BadwolfSD94]

@SaveKrystle Wanna get me a job.

[Dan the Sailor @BadwolfSD94]

Flashback:

Early 2000s

Uncle's house

A young boy thought it would be a cool idea to put on a bike helmet and charge headfirst into the large tree in front of the house.

Basically

I'm convinced this reality is all a dream in some long term coma I'm suffering.

[Dan the Sailor @BadwolfSD94]

@stupidoldandy They'll be forced to make you the honorary fifth horseman