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Kind of a geek

[heather @benz0beauty]

men used to give up when you told them about your fake boyfriend now they ask you how long you’ve been together and why you don’t have a ring yet… like why are you making me feel insecure about my fake boyfriend not wanting to marry me

[LPC @landpalestine]

Netanyahu diverted his plane from New York to New Jersey due to fears that New York Mayor Zahran Mamdani might issue an order for him to leave the airport immediately or face arrest

[` @schiz04renic]

a woman is called a nag when she has to remind her husband to do something several times. funny how there’s no word for the husband who had to be told 17 times before he finally took action.

[Kit @mileyunholy]

At the end of the day, it’s Miley herself that interview put the nail in the coffin.
Her socials are dead, she barely connects with fans, doesn’t want to tour or promote the album and seems completely out of touch with the audience she’s making music for. She’s sabotaging herself

[hel @unfiltereid]

the “you never answered my letter” “what letter?” trope killed my entire family btw

[Manjula Singh @SinghManju37713]

Patriarchy is so deeply rooted that WOMEN can walk into someone else's house as guests and still somehow end up in the kitchen.
While the MEN even from the host family get to sit back, relax, chill, enjoy the food, and talk about how much they sacrifice for their families. 🙄

[Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin]

This is what happens when common sense comes to government

[Kay @ohKAYx33]

I dated a man that was vehemently against me joining a run club specifically because the way men use them 🫠

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

YouTubers be like “wake up at 4am and run, that’s alpha!” No, it’s not. Look at apex predators; they’re all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels.

[K S B @KeyserSozeBluth]

My kid thought she came up with a cute nickname for raccoons 🙃 No little white baby, you can’t be saying that.

[Oge of Web3 @official_QV]

I told my sister I was saving for my masters. Then something came up at home that needed money and everyone was suddenly looking at my direction.
I know she already told them. Now I zip my mouth about savings.

[sahara 🕸️ @__saharts]

hi guys reminder that vassago was literally on his knees or at least crouched down to plead to stolas. never settle for less ladies

[Grant Certiorari @GrantCertiorari]

He literally wakes up everyday and does the coolest thing ever.

[Women's News Network @WomensNN]

I guess it's her fault she didn't fight back hard enough.
Also, what she was wearing must have been *so* slutty, he just couldn't help himself.

[val ⋆˚꩜｡ @hahnfever]

best of luck to her lmfao

[Kyle Hardy @TheKyleHardy]

thinking about how I found a solo ticket at the Charli concert and when I sat I asked the girl next to me if I had separated her from girls on the other side and she goes "no, but I called to get my ticket so it would specifically be empty next to me. how did you get this?"

[elsa @callmeMaharani]

this generation of men want submissive providers.

Like they’re searching for a woman who’ll pay the bills, raise the kids, cook the meals, stroke their ego, and somehow still make them feel like the “man of the house.”

[Brisa ⚢ @moid_destr0yer]

#They deleted the tweet of the woman lifting a man with her hands and smashing him on a table. The pedophile elite doesn't want you to know you could get as strong as a man if you train and eat well

[s @sfergs_]

Gave a man my phone last night at the function so he could type in his instagram and a girl comes up to him and goes “Don’t fucking piss me off” snatched my phone out of his hand and gave it back to me😭😭😭😭 she’s real asf and funny as fuck for that I love women😭😭😭

[yulia✨ @yulia_kuz]

the show with two female leads in their 50s and created mostly by women gets cancelled despite the great ratings and equally great reviews? yeah amazon everyone knows exactly what you are