Bagel Jesus

He delivers you from hunger. ➐ mogul.

[Bagel Jesus @BagelJesus]

Stay Toasted EP out now on Spotify & Apple Music / iTunes | https://t.co/X2M7pDNjTk @ New Hip Hop albums https://t.co/D6mduVMzFF

[yuulia ✟ @yuliaisc]

MILES DE PELÍCULAS CLÁSICAS Y LEGALES EN INTERNET, AHORA CON UNA INTERFAZ DIGNA

Internet Archive lleva años acumulando uno de los mayores catálogos de cine gratuito y legal de internet. El problema siempre fue el mismo: encontrar algo que merezca la pena era un caos de títulos confusos y miniaturas de los años 90.

Archive Movie Browser lo convierte en algo que parece una plataforma de streaming real:

→ Pósteres de calidad, sinopsis, reparto, director y valoraciones via TMDB
→ Filtros por género, duración y tipo de contenido
→ Orden por popularidad, puntuación, fecha o nombre
→ Reproducción directa desde la misma página
→ Funciona en móvil y ordenador
→ Open source, puedes alojar tu propia versión

No crea un catálogo nuevo. Hace que uno que ya existía y era gratuito por fin sea disfrutable.

os dejo el repoo abajo👇

[dosa @btrmasaladosa]

@bigboybokchoy the reason you're unhappy is that you don't have money to buy the right thing

[Bagel Jesus @BagelJesus]

@0neHue @JozuJoestarr so many good, interesting filmmakers out there and you pull out some guys who did a pretty good MCU TV show.

[Bagel Jesus @BagelJesus]

@MediaSOI I still don’t understand what the UK gains from continuing to hold control over the Falklands, other than to say F you to Argentina. It seems vestigial at best.

[Bagel Jesus @BagelJesus]

@MediaSOI The Falklands War from 1980s was a disaster class of a propaganda campaign for the military dictatorship. But I wouldn’t put it past their currently horrendous government to do something as stupid.

[Bagel Jesus @BagelJesus]

@eericmyers @JuanSanchez0x0 Never had any issues in Rome the multiple times I’ve been. It’s pretty easy to not be a dumbass and spend too much time around shady people - which is universal to everywhere. Especially if you’re not obviously or obnoxiously American, it’s easy to enjoy yourself and treated well

[Bagel Jesus @BagelJesus]

@PackWatcher07 @sillierdeadite It takes a very generic and predictable movie in order to be this successful. It would’ve been thrilling and challenging if it were more cynical. Instead it’s just another indie horror monkeys paw tale.

[aarøn. @ayroned]

fruits and veggies are bad for you and soda is medicine. I think a 7 year old found a magic lamp

[Bagel Jesus @BagelJesus]

@Complex Marvelous propaganda for the Cola company.

[Bagel Jesus @BagelJesus]

@RichestPoorGuy @beautyreelsx Nah clips of hot women athletes like these online have gotten tons of views for ever because these chicks are babes. If they weren’t hotties these sports would be anonymous.

[Bagel Jesus @BagelJesus]

@lobo99779 @beautyreelsx Making everything ultra child friendly is the worst aspect of modern society. It’s the reason for the rise of mediocrity like the MCU. Adults need to be less infantilized and embrace adulthood and sexuality instead of making it shameful and walled off to p0rno.

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Erling Haaland arrives back in Norway with a taxidermy raccoon 😮💀

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

Yeah so that might top 28-3 🤯

[Rob Pizzola @robpizzola]

I cannot stop watching this clip.

[Bagel Jesus @BagelJesus]

@RogEhrmantraut3 @bet_105 That’s how you know they’re the best.

[Bagel Jesus @BagelJesus]

@rineethrebel These photos are old, she got a reduction.

[CB✝️🇩🇴 @AdlTS2]

The girl on the left is an art. The look, the face, the thumbs in her mouth, the teeth, the hair. Shes out of this world.

[ホルヘ @Moliniakiwi]

Lionel Andrés Messi Cuccittini

[Bagel Jesus @BagelJesus]

@willibossman @TylerDeLuca That’s not what he’s saying. He saying that when the World Cup and other soccer games happen in the US, Americans should lean into how they treat CFB games/fandom instead of the often corny, meager imitation of European (well mostly English) football fan culture.