James “bag watch” Sanchez

SMU 95’ | Avid sports fan and occasional gambler | Recreational Chicken Choker | Fall 91’ Grenade Pledge | 1 day sober |

[James “bag watch” Sanchez @BagwatchSanchez]

@dicktrickle72 They’re gonna burning my jersey then

[James “bag watch” Sanchez @BagwatchSanchez]

Freshman walking around holding hands on campus. Meanwhile I’m in my 9th semester hoping the pimple on my lip I got from a 6 two nights ago is gone by this weekend. #bagwatchdown

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That’s it, that’s the tweet

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American Airlines does not deserve their name. Isis airlines would be more appropriate for these poor terrorists. #flyunited

[James “bag watch” Sanchez @BagwatchSanchez]

Making it out the trenches (I’m in Spain for two months on my parents credit card)

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Traveling to countries you can’t go to and staying in airport lounges you can’t get into. #thanksdad

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See dad, I told you I’m on the right track #victorylap

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Turns out popstroke is just like normal golf for Bagwatch. Lots of beers and lots of strokes. Birdied the last though so you know we’re coming back

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6 beers down. Where’s the creek so I can pull a Jose Ballester?

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2 questions. Where’s the first tee? And what’s the course record?

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@mikehogsj Mike,

Nothing like getting a nog on the hog.

Congrats,
Bagwatch

[James “bag watch” Sanchez @BagwatchSanchez]

@DexterWiggins_1 Lying about the amount of margs you had is crazy, please do better dex.

Sincerely,
Bagwatch

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Packed a lip one time and this is the result. Get the fuck up buddy

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Buddy Hield from half court!! #gonnakms

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He was off the bag! What the fuck are you looking at blue?

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This guy is playing like a champion today. #expand

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@bigjohnmcguyver John,

Respectfully, take the beans out or it’s not real chili. Just wanted to #LANK

Your friend,
Bagwatch

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Took #shrink a little too seriously dude

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The second tower still standing on Good Friday? Suck it muslims #isis

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Opponent is doing a kyren lacy tribute, shouldn’t you be doordashing right now bro? #minority