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[Yescoin @Yescoin_Fam]

🎶 Do You Hear the People Sing? #FREEDUROV

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

I spoke to @PIDOMNIGERIA on the phone after his arraignment earlier today. He informed me that the police made 2 attempts to poison him last week, at least one of which was visibly successful.

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[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

You're knacking your wife, but she's using style to cover her fallen breasts.

She can't let them dangle like pendulum bulbs because she's not confident that you'll like it.

Show your wife that you appreciate her bodily changes & never make her feel insecure about her body.

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[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

I remember when Oyedepo used to preach about faith and talked a lot about how big his faith is. Then he asked members to stretch their hands towards him and ask God for his kind of faith.

My friend reminded me last week about how I told him then that I don't need big faith because Jesus said a small one like mustard seed is enough to move mountain. Matt 17:20

If you sabi scripture, nobody fit bobo you.

[Darey @kunmydrey]

IF YOUR NAME IS

OLAMILEKAN ADENIRAN

PASSPORT NUMBER - A04**3940

NO ENTER NIGERIA Ooooo!

YOU ARE ON THE WATCHLIST!

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I WON’T BE ABLE TO POST THE REMAINING NAMES AS DIRECTED.

IF YOU SENT PIDOM PRIVATE & CONFIDENTIAL DOCUMENTS OF NATIONAL SECURITY, DO NOT TRY TO LEAVE OR ENTER NIGERIA. DON’T EVEN TRY BY ROAD.

ALL ENTRANCES AND EXITS HAVE YOUR NAMES. ENFORCED DISAPPEARANCE IS STILL BEING CARRIED OUT!

c @diisa2002

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

If you're a commercial bus driver in Lagos, and the bus is solely yours, you can take care of a family.

And you're a responsible man and women won't even be your problem.

Mr. Anozie's wife will publicly beg for mercy.

Mark my words.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

You see the way you kiss & romance your girlfriend or wife in the public and in the presence of your male friends?

Some men can do anything to experience it.

If you cheat on your woman in the presence of those men...

She'll hear about it.

End.

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

"Why would this guy reject an inducement to discredit Dangote Refinery with his pen when he has been a regular critic of Dangote, and he has even criticised the Refinery before?"

This question betrays a severe lack of depth and an inability to deal with even the slightest complexity where the real world is concerned. Some people think real life is like football where you pick a "team" to support through winning and losing.

In these minds, offering strident criticism of Dangote means that I have picked the "anti-Dangote" side, like I'm now supporting Chelsea, so I'm supposed to do nothing other than take the opposite side to Dangote on every issue because dealing with economics and geopolitics is like supporting a football team.

Very dumb!

First of all, my criticism of Dangote Refinery has always been about the timing of its delivery and the politics that made them "commission" it in May 2023, nearly 2 years before it was due to be fully operational. That was, and remains an entirely valid criticism.

Every other criticism I offered revolved around concerns of monopoly business practises and potentially turning Nigeria's energy market into a monopoly - which is also a very valid concern. Ideally, one entity should not control the energy market for 200 million people.

However where the choice presented is between a potential domestic energy monopoly and the imposition of eternal energy poverty and import dependence by foreign actors, which side do you think I'm going to pick? You think I'm going to campaign for the continued poverty of my continent for the benefit of some rich white guy, simply because I don't like Dangote?

Furthermore, you think as an educated person, I would EVER want a $20bn project - the largest single investment ever made in West Africa - to fail? What do some of you think this is? Manchester United vs Manchester City?

How did some of you even grow up and survive into adulthood without the ability to separate issues, assign priority and think in a straight line? More importantly, are you planning to breed?🤔 I hope not. We don't need more idiots on this continent. Lord knows we have too many already.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Question for men:

Do you find women with nose rings attractive enough to be wifed?

Yes or No, state your reasons 👇

[Master Togan @Getinwithgame]

HOW TO GET A PHONE NUMBER FROM A GIRL IN TWO MINUTES

Let’s say you are legitimately in a hurry trying to get somewhere, and you see a beautiful woman walking down the street... but you just don't have time to go get in a conversation with her

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[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Men,

Don't ever give a woman the opportunity to mess you up.

A man is guilty until proven innocent.

And a woman is innocent until proven guilty.

Keep your reciepts, then strike her if she runs mad.

Never try to be the bigger person when your reputation is at stake.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Let me give you men another tip.

You see when you hang out with your gf & her friends?

And your gf is admiring something her friend is wearing..

"Bolu, I love your bag. You'll dash me ooo".

That's a sign of a lady that is not contended with what she has.

Watch out.

End.

[Peter Obi @PeterObi]

Africa's Foremost Entrepreneur and Respected Nigerian Businessman, Aliko Dangote's recent outcry against the current interest rate of 30%, underscores my earlier cry in February on the negative effects of the monetary policy of the present Federal Government.

[AMB. SERAH IBRAHIM @TheSerahIbrahim]

BREAKING:

Labour Party UK expected to cruise to landslide victory, and beating current conservative, Rishi Sunak, after encouragement and support from His Excellency, Peter Obi.

[NEFERTITI @firstladyship]

Obidients in the United Kingdom gave the Labour Party their maximum votes. Peter Obi called, & Obidients in the UK answered.

That is how you flex your muscle on the world stage. Rishi Sunak is foreclosed!

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Women generally, are not peaceful people.

They thrive in chaos.

For you to lead her effectively, you must know what makes her violent & be able to tame it.

That's why a man should not be too quick to apologise.

If you apologise all the time, she'll see you as a weak man.

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[Alhaji @yeankhar]

This country is funny. An uneducated person in power will give educated people money to defend his bad governance. Just money, not even a share of that power.

The educated guy, in all his wisdom and education, will then brainstorm on narratives that will work to defend an incompetent person in power. Examples are in excess and around you.