Courtney Bahler

Wren. Ragnarr.

[Courtney Bahler @BahlerCb]

The week is half over and I feel like somebody hit me in the face with a frying pan.

[Courtney Bahler @BahlerCb]

Day 2 this week sure feels a lot like day 37. I need a long nap.

[Poem Heaven @PoemHeaven]

i just take it day by day.

[Courtney Bahler @BahlerCb]

I just bought a pair of jeans in a size I haven’t worn since I was 20. So. If you need me I’ll be over here crying.

[Hawthorne Heights @HawthorneHgts]

Here’s the thing. Nobody is normal.

[Courtney Bahler @BahlerCb]

I do not know WHAT @carrieunderwood put in temporary home. But she had no business making me cry that hard on I-74.

[Courtney Bahler @BahlerCb]

✨leash✨your✨dog✨
When your malinois is charging my three year old I make ZERO apologies for how her dog chooses to protect her.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

“Name an extreme Midwest sport”

When the corn gets so tall that you can’t see oncoming traffic at the intersection

[Courtney Bahler @BahlerCb]

All I’m saying is God knew what he was doing when he said “let there be honeydew”

[Courtney Bahler @BahlerCb]

I know I’m a wimp. But spinning pumpkins make me dizzy now. I’m officially the mom who holds the drinks 😂😂

[Courtney Bahler @BahlerCb]

You don’t know fear until your kid wakes you up screaming right next to you. Then you come to. She screams it’s a rainbow followed by an immediate deep snore.
😖

[Courtney Bahler @BahlerCb]

I told my three year old she had to finish one thing before she could be done with lunch. My mind went “chicken nuggets, fries, or apples” What did she do? She drank the ranch 🤮

[Courtney Bahler @BahlerCb]

Even after 2 salty nut shots my mom won’t agree to get a matching neck tat with me....
Rude.

[Courtney Bahler @BahlerCb]

Only slightly heart broken Goldschmidt didn’t bring my boy home.

[Courtney Bahler @BahlerCb]

On a scale of 1 to your child throwing a fit about cleaning up, trying to sit on the toilet, folding in half and falling in fully clothed how is your day going.

[Courtney Bahler @BahlerCb]

Me: I love you
Wren: where are we going?
Me: what I said I love you
Wren: yeah I know mom so where are we going.

[Courtney Bahler @BahlerCb]

JESUS AND JANIS IS HERE. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. ITS HERE!!!!!!

[Courtney Bahler @BahlerCb]

You ever feel good about yourself. Then see a picture somebody else took of you and you’re like
“Oh okay I guess I look like a tub of butter now”

[Courtney Bahler @BahlerCb]

Me: I’ve been eating so healthy.
Me five minutes later: devours an entire dark chocolate bunny.

[Courtney Bahler @BahlerCb]

My “skinny shorts” last summer just got out in a box because they wouldn’t even stay up. You guyssss.