BaiSurfer

Surf, skate, say things out loud I thought were only in my head. Mother Ocean may be a b’atch, but concrete is always the same.

[BaiSurfer @BaiSurfer]

@HelenLOHara My Aussie son just finished every season of #Supernatural … this was his response…

[BaiSurfer @BaiSurfer]

@jamescdyer @PilotTVPod @boydhilton I was going to ask your advice. I lost contact with #TheExpanse just into Season 3. Do I start there or start again from Season 1. Stupid me. I know your answer. Alright. Here we go.

[BaiSurfer @BaiSurfer]

@jamescdyer @boydhilton only you two can understand my low key obsession that Murder at the End of the World is The OA season 3

[BaiSurfer @BaiSurfer]

@ChrisHewitt @jamescdyer @EmpirePodUK I’ll be fascinated how many people have sent you photos of random bananas since last week…

[BaiSurfer @BaiSurfer]

@jamescdyer @ChrisHewitt Just finished a late listen to last weeks @EmpirePodUK … get on the train and am greeted with this… ‘Ave a Banana..!

[BaiSurfer @BaiSurfer]

Quite possibly the most Australian text thread.

[BaiSurfer @BaiSurfer]

Riding motorbikes across the Snowy Mountains on fire trails & less organised trails, you’d misjudge & break a brake lever/clutch lever over your fingers & break 1 or 2 of them.
No choice but to use the stub of the broken lever with your not broken fingers & get back to camp.

[BaiSurfer @BaiSurfer]

@StarWarsMinute

[BaiSurfer @BaiSurfer]

@StarWarsMinute

[BaiSurfer @BaiSurfer]

@StarWarsMinute @ARobTwit I’m rewatching #riseofskywalker with your podcast. I’ve only seen it twice in the cinema. I own the BD and have D+ and never rewatched. It’s awful. I describe it to my Christian friends like Jesus coming back and singing for Imagine Dragons

[BaiSurfer @BaiSurfer]

@lenier But. Deny you like a bit of crumbed calimari.
It’s a trap

[BaiSurfer @BaiSurfer]

I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain

[BaiSurfer @BaiSurfer]

“In the end, the shadow is but a small and passing thing.
Find the light and the shadow will not find you…”

New mantra for my lucid dreaming of vey real demons and true evil

I mean. I’m not religious.
But I have horrific nightmares.

[BaiSurfer @BaiSurfer]

I made a pepperoni and mushroom pizza out of a garlic naan…
And it looks weirdly familiar…

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Hard keeping my mouth sewn shut about this one. ⚔️

[BaiSurfer @BaiSurfer]

#starwarsminute The World’s Saddest Card Game is for sale in Australia… @PeteTheRetailer @ARobTwit @StarWarsMinute Yes. It’s Sabacc Solitaire…

[BaiSurfer @BaiSurfer]

@PeteTheRetailer @ARobTwit Love a bit of truck stop cassette talk. We had a saying in Australia during the late 80s. If you left any cassette in the glove compartment of a car long enough it would transform into Queens Greatest Hits

[BaiSurfer @BaiSurfer]

@Devonhead I don’t get it either. It’s the USA hate machine in overdrive. We loved you 3 years ago, we hate you now

[BaiSurfer @BaiSurfer]

@dreamwatch just a blast from the past. I miss you SO much

[BaiSurfer @BaiSurfer]

#thor Does anyone else but Australians realise @russellcrowe Crowe as Zeus is channeling Con the Fruitier? #ThorLoveAndThunder @chrishemsworth