Bailee Johnson

I love Jesus, + Sweet Tea.

[Bailee Johnson @Baileej]

If you can’t tell, I’m just really excited about @lifechurch Catoosa! https://t.co/nuVz8MKY4Q

[Craig Groeschel @craiggroeschel]

Bailee loves @lifechurch, but I love that she wants everyone to know Jesus and to come to the launch of #lifechurch in Catoosa, Oklahoma this weekend!

[Bailee Johnson @Baileej]

“Experts recommend you follow a daily routine while at home.”

Oklahoma Checking in:

https://t.co/4lQeeevt1a

[Bailee Johnson @Baileej]

I have never been more Mandela Effected than when I found out Betty White was still alive.

[Bailee Johnson @Baileej]

It’s been exactly a year since I’ve twittered.

Hello. Here I am.

[Bailee Johnson @Baileej]

I’ve watched entirely too many murder documentaries lately...

I can’t sleep. I trust no one. + O.J. is still guilty.

[Bailee Johnson @Baileej]

An actual representation of my body shape.

[Bailee Johnson @Baileej]

MY BROTHER CUT HIS WIFES HAIR + PUMPKIN PATCHES: https://t.co/VtoiWuyKFR via @YouTube

[Bailee Johnson @Baileej]

✖️The whole state of Oklahome today after the games. Can you relate?✖️

[Bailee Johnson @Baileej]

@ChalupaEmma @ me next time.

[Bailee Johnson @Baileej]

You ever sit and think about the mailing system?

If you hadn’t before, I bet you are now.

It will literally blow your mind.

[Bailee Johnson @Baileej]

You ever watch TV for like 30 minutes, but get distracted on your phone... tune back in when a commercial comes on + then sit the rest of the commercial break trying to figure out what show you were actually watching.

Me neither.

[Bailee Johnson @Baileej]

@Colton_Layman Haha I’ve got it! He’s resisting so hard.

[Bailee Johnson @Baileej]

Dad’s homemade heal callus remedy:

Vaporizing Rub + Socks before bed.

That was great until he couldn’t sleep with socks on..

Plan of action now, you ask?

Vaporizing rub + special bandaids.

I’ll keep y’all updated.

[Bailee Johnson @Baileej]

Dad walked into the house after golfing + makes us golf clap before he made the announcement that he scored a 72...

Our family is so modest it’s unreal.

[Bailee Johnson @Baileej]

He also had a history with armadillos...

At one point he jumped out of a moving car, that he was driving, without putting it in park to try and KICK the armadillo.

[Bailee Johnson @Baileej]

I get home, walk in the house and tell my dad that there’s an armadillo in the yard.

I lay down in bed and hear a gunshot.

There was an armadillo in our yard.

[Bailee Johnson @Baileej]

Came home to my dad watching the Lizzie McGuire movie.

His excuse: “I’m going to Rome in a few weeks and needed to see all of the places.”

[Bailee Johnson @Baileej]

I

HATE
DESPISE
LOATHE
DETEST

PRIVATE SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS

[Bailee Johnson @Baileej]

I watched several videos and I am well informed, now.

[Bailee Johnson @Baileej]

Have you ever just sat and thought about how an egg was made?

1. How does it have a hard shell?
2. Does it hurt like labor?

Like they do this birthing thing everyday.

I NEED ANSWERS!

[Bailee Johnson @Baileej]

After my mind was completely boggled about the egg, I started thinking about how big ostrich eggs were, which then led to dinosaur eggs.

I then got off on a tangent of dinosaurs which somehow led to Noah’s Ark, followed by the sons of Abraham.

God is cool + I need sleep.