Bill Adams

[Bill Adams @BaileyA49534800]

“I’m sorry you feel that way..” the most half-assed, unaccountable way to possibly give the notion of an apology that doesn’t exist. #Bachelor2022 #Bachelor

[Bill Adams @BaileyA49534800]

Someone please take the rain stick from the sound guy at the Olympics #Olympics #Beijing2022 #ClosingCeremony

[Bill Adams @BaileyA49534800]

I’m sorry… but Chinese Zodiac Signs? Girl… #Olympics2022 #ClosingCeremony

[Bill Adams @BaileyA49534800]

Bro… enough with the #olympicdrone shots and the dubstep I’m gonna throw up

[Bill Adams @BaileyA49534800]

I’m not saying I’m never satisfied, but I definitely put everything bagel seasoning on everything bagels

[Bill Adams @BaileyA49534800]

Dude the things I do when no one is watching me is so embarrassing

[Bill Adams @BaileyA49534800]

It’s a few days after Christmas.. am I supposed to be productive right now, or is waking up at 1pm and wearing PJs all day stil acceptable?

[Bill Adams @BaileyA49534800]

I want my ashes put in a rainbow lava lamp, thank you.

[Bill Adams @BaileyA49534800]

As a certified psychology major, I hereby advise you all to chill the hell out

[Bill Adams @BaileyA49534800]

Eating an apple in a place where you cannot obtain apples makes me feel like the main character.

[Bill Adams @BaileyA49534800]

An air fryer is essentially an easy bake oven for a middle aged man.

[Bill Adams @BaileyA49534800]

I wonder if Yetis speak a dialect of Wookie.

[Bill Adams @BaileyA49534800]

Me, putting on my sunglasses while walking: I am the main character.

[Bill Adams @BaileyA49534800]

Im getting on a plane and I really hope I get seated next to a smart old person who has lived a crazy life and will tell me all about it.

[Bill Adams @BaileyA49534800]

Because mermaids have boobs, aren’t they technically mammals?

[Bill Adams @BaileyA49534800]

Shout out to my Aunt, who is my only follower on Twitter. I hope you appreciate all of these.😂😂😂

[Bill Adams @BaileyA49534800]

Shut up, brain.

[Bill Adams @BaileyA49534800]

I would kill for a massive burrito right now.

[Bill Adams @BaileyA49534800]

I’ve never felt the duality of man more saturated than at the beach- so insecure yet so confident. What is the secret? The fact we are all half naked? Is it the sand? The salt? Idk.

[Bill Adams @BaileyA49534800]

K It’s really not hard to romance me. Oh, you listened to my pointless, tangent-infested story and genuinely laughed and my stupid jokes? Just kiss me already.