Bailey Altendorf

Boomer Sooner, it izzz wut it izzzz

[Bailey Altendorf @BaileyAltendorf]

Ok but on a real note; if someone folds the blanket they used before leaving your place, it says a lot about their character

[Bailey Altendorf @BaileyAltendorf]

Drink everyone someone says “genuinely” on love island

[Bailey Altendorf @BaileyAltendorf]

@peacock I miss cable tv….

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Yes. This here is the single best video on the internet right now… ⚡️🇺🇸

[Lex Fridman @lexfridman]

The presidential debate I would love to see is a good-faith, nuanced deep-dive into policy and ideas.

Unfortunately, we're unlikely to get that from either side in the debate tonight.

I have hope that long-form podcasts help gradually normalize chill, honest, respectful discussion with leaders of opposing sides. I've been trying to help in that effort, but have failed so far. I'm not giving up though ❤

[Bailey Altendorf @BaileyAltendorf]

@d_la_reina I can say with almost 99% certainty this isn’t true, I’m a recruiter for engineers and we have a pretty advanced system that combines ATS & CRM and AI, and with todays day and age almost every ATS system has implemented and will still analyze your resume regardless of format

[Not Elon Musk @ElonMuskAOC]

@MrBeast If I win this giveaway, I’ll give someone who likes and reshares this post: $6,900

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I just became an OU fan

[Oklahoma Football @OU_Football]

They know. We know. The whole world knows.

#OUDNA

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

And let's not forget the "Portnoy Pledge" I made on behalf of the Sooners in 2002. #boomersooner

[Bailey Altendorf @BaileyAltendorf]

@Spotify new update<<<

[KWCH 12 News @KWCH12]

Green comet to appear for first time in 50,000 years https://t.co/UkWoSIjyQ8 #kwch12

[Bailey Altendorf @BaileyAltendorf]

@oliviastowell I actually taught myself how to sew so I could just wear the clothes I’ve had but didn’t fit lmao

[Bailey Altendorf @BaileyAltendorf]

@Venmo @Bailey-Altendorf 🤢

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Comedy is now legal on Twitter

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Dear Twitter Advertisers

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Very important to fix your Twitter feed:

1. Tap home button.
2. Tap stars on upper right of screen.
3. Select “Latest tweets”.

You are being manipulated by the algorithm in ways you don’t realize.

Easy to switch back & forth to see the difference.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Don’t Diss Information

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@FedorovMykhailo Starlink service is now active in Ukraine. More terminals en route.