bananaboi

bad bitches don’t vacuum

[bananaboi @BaileyGiraffe]

@steppa_pig The most important folder in my desk

[bananaboi @BaileyGiraffe]

Corina listening to literally ragtime piano at 10am, “if they played this at cactus, I would throw it back”

[bananaboi @BaileyGiraffe]

“Okay but he literally white as fuck”@steppa_pig

[bananaboi @BaileyGiraffe]

@lndzzzy Might you say that your plans were… foiled?

[bananaboi @BaileyGiraffe]

“Pretty sure I just out pizzad the hu-“

*distant gunshot, window shattering, body crumples to the floor, 5 more gunshots, 2 grenades fly in through the broken window, flamethrower starts athrowin’, attack helicopter blasts missiles and fortunate son*

Declared a kitchen accident

[bananaboi @BaileyGiraffe]

Borgs are the cure to hangovers

[bananaboi @BaileyGiraffe]

@lndzzzy “When something is done on purpose” -Billiam

[bananaboi @BaileyGiraffe]

@lndzzzy Someone who holds their breath until they pass out

[bananaboi @BaileyGiraffe]

Beauty is in the eye of the tiger

[bananaboi @BaileyGiraffe]

My aspirations crumble at the feet of my tormentors (the milk expired)

[Generation Atomic @Gen_Atomic]

Happy #MemeMonday!

Credit: @nukepowermemes
#meme #nuclear #generationatomic

[bananaboi @BaileyGiraffe]

@lndzzzy Sounds like you kicked the bucket

[bananaboi @BaileyGiraffe]

Officers have to say swiper no swiping to keep my hands off their service weapon

[bananaboi @BaileyGiraffe]

Coochie is a spiritual term. Everybody has one.

[bananaboi @BaileyGiraffe]

@lndzzzy People with self control at airport bars should be on a no fly list. Those bars are for questionable decisions ONLY

[bananaboi @BaileyGiraffe]

All the pretty girls don’t enchant iron tools

[bananaboi @BaileyGiraffe]

Is it “go piss girl, your honor”
or just “go piss, your honor”?

[bananaboi @BaileyGiraffe]

Applesauce is for bitches

[bananaboi @BaileyGiraffe]

Drainin cactus cups like it’s NyQuil

[U.S. WIN @WomenInNuclear]

Congratulations to U.S. WIN member @grace_stanke! We are so proud of you, and we love your platform of advocating for #nuclear and clean energy.