Whoever came up with the phrase “Don’t cry over spilled milk.” Clearly has never seen their entire cup of coffee spilled across the floor right before their eyes.
Former Hostess things: Apparently it’s not normal to ask a restaurant if there’s a wait for a table by saying “Are you guys on a wait for a table?”
My family just called me out on it and it honestly didn’t sound weird to me before that.
Funny things my kindergarteners say: Day Whatever
My co-teacher: “We need to put y’all in bubble wrap.”
All Students: “Why?”
Me: “Because, Y’all do dangerous things.”
Student 1 quietly to himself: “Yeah, I’m a dangerous man.”
Funny things my kindergarteners say: Day I don’t even know anymore😂
Student 1: “It felt like my food was about to go down the wrong pipe.”
Student 2: “You have three pipes. Your water pipe, your food pipe and your air pipe.”
Kindergarten Conversations:
Student 1: Yesterday, I had French toast for dinner!
Student 2: What's French toast?
Student 3: It's like toast, but French.
I have survived 15 tech weeks in my lifetime and never once have I forgotten to eat dinner. There's a first time for everything I guess🤷🏻♀️
Thankful for leftover pizza at 10:30 PM
Day 2 of no running water, below freezing temperatures, sitting on two heating pads to stay warm and no hot showers to warm me up. Canada, take your weather back. I don’t want it
Things they don’t tell you about teaching kindergarteners:
You will have to explain to kid one that kid two is not cheating at Go Fish 200 different times.