Mallory Parker

super liberal. former conservative. scared for this country.

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

So the right is just inventing fake cases now to overturn existing precedents and end protections for marginalized groups? How is this legal and how the fuck did this case make it to the Supreme Court without being vetted as a complete fabrication?

[Teresa Mankin @teresamankin]

Be kind to pets and vets. Knock it off with the amateur fireworks.

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

Hi just want to say a person’s very existence cannot be “against your beliefs.” That is called bigotry. Thanks.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

To Ralph Norman, the Congressman of the great state of South Carolina,

You say it is “obnoxious” for taxpayers to be responsible for the loans of others.

Well sir, we did a little digging and it turns out you had $306,520 in PPP loans forgiven.

Every penny of that was money that came from taxpayers and it wasn’t paid back.

Here’s the big question: why is it ok for YOU, but not
students trying to make their lives better?

I think we know the reason.

First, it’s because you represent the same SELFISH thinking of your entire party: “It’s good for me but not for thee.”

And lastly, it’s because you’re an asshole.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

listen up, stupids:
Donald Trump told you the FBI planted documents. you believed that lie.
then he told you that he did take the documents, but he declassified them with his mind. you believed that lie.
then he told you that he returned everything. you believed that lie.
then he told you that he didn't have to return anything, because they belonged to him. you believed that lie.
then he told you that he would have returned them, but he was too busy to. you believed that lie.
now he's telling you that the tape of him bragging about having classified war plans is fake news, and you're going to believe that lie, too.
I have one question:
when the fuck are you finally going to get tired of being lied to

[Team Katie @TeamKatiePorter]

Ron DeSantis: "Sunlight is the best disinfectant" for government

Also Ron DeSantis: *signs law to conceal his travel records*

Americans want transparency in government—not hypocrisy. I have a bill to disclose more information when elected officials travel on taxpayers' dime.

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

1. According to @GovRonDeSantis, textbook publishers are trying to indoctrinate students by incorporating "woke" concepts into social studies textbooks

But DeSantis has provided few details

So we've obtained Florida's reviews of the textbooks

Follow along if interested

🧵

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Just so we’re clear - the very same Republicans who believe that a poem by Amanda Gorman should be banned from schools because it is “indoctrination” also believe that all schoolrooms should be required to display the Ten Commandments.

[Mallory Parker @BaileyMal]

@JacobDVandever What’s the verdict?

[Mallory Parker @BaileyMal]

So @AmericanAir offered my mom a $25 trip credit for delaying/cancelling her flights, causing her to spend 20+ hours in an airport and MISS MY LAW SCHOOL GRADUATION. Fuck you, @AmericanAir #worstairline #doesntcareaboutcustomers

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

Donald Trump promised to eliminate the national debt.

It was $23.1 trillion when he entered office.

It was $30.9 trillion when he left.

That's $7,800,000,000,000.

25% of the ENTIRE debt in the history of America was run up by Trump, with a GOP-led Congress in cahoots.

[Mallory Parker @BaileyMal]

@AmericanAir After admitting it was, in fact, maintenance and not weather.

[Mallory Parker @BaileyMal]

Hey @AmericanAir my mom is going to miss my law school graduation because you’ve been screwing around for TWO DAYS. She was supposed to be here yesterday afternoon. She’s currently stuck in DFW. #worstairline #dontflyaa

[Mallory Parker @BaileyMal]

@AmericanAir Update for those who are interested: their solution is to have my mom contact customer service when she gets home.

[The Intellectualist @highbrow_nobrow]

Do what this sign says. (Reddit)

[Mallory Parker @BaileyMal]

@AmericanAir But the excuses you gave were 1) maintenance, 2) couldn’t find a copilot, 3) had to get more fuel, 4) pilots timed out, and 5) maintenance AGAIN.

And this was just DFW. There was some other excuse on her first flight out of PDX. Don’t blame weather for ineptitude.

[Teresa Mankin @teresamankin]

My girl @BaileyMal is a lawyer!

[Lindy Li @lindyli]

So Walgreens will shoot you and your fetus multiple times in cold blood if you’re 7 months pregnant but will NOT sell you medicine if you’ve suffered a miscarriage?!

Got it 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

A white man shot a Black child in the head twice b/c he rang the man's doorbell—KCPD let him go

This same KCPD:
•called reports of Black women being kidnapped & tortured "completely unfounded"—& were wrong
•had a detective who raped Black women for years & no one reported him

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

The 2024 @GOP platform in a nutshell.