Bailey Messbarger

dear cash, pls flow

[Bailey Messbarger @BaileyMessbarg3]

@christinaskata I FIGURED OUT MY LOGIN

[Bailey Messbarger @BaileyMessbarg3]

Take your time I know this is a hard decision to make😩

[Bailey Messbarger @BaileyMessbarg3]

A knitted sweatshirt with a big ass red lobster on the front… find me one pls

[Bailey Messbarger @BaileyMessbarg3]

@christinaskata @EverythingOOC I think @YogaWithBird has the same idea😶

[Bailey Messbarger @BaileyMessbarg3]

Genius.
@Apple

[jess armstrong @JessicaA929]

i mean they could’ve just spent like $40 and gone to branson instead…

[Bailey Messbarger @BaileyMessbarg3]

3 weeks too long

[Bailey Messbarger @BaileyMessbarg3]

No way in hell I’m gonna be in my 30s when my youngest brother graduates high school. Goddamn mom😭

[Britney Nowak @princess_brit00]

Do all men come to bed with their phone volume on level 100? Or is mine just broken.

[Bailey Messbarger @BaileyMessbarg3]

Me: You have your boaters license?

Christina: “No, hopefully Mrs. Puff will give it to me next year”

[Bailey Messbarger @BaileyMessbarg3]

"A salary is the drug they give you to forget your dreams."

[Bailey Messbarger @BaileyMessbarg3]

@christinaskata Clit for sure

[Bailey Messbarger @BaileyMessbarg3]

@_emerson_lear If you have thick ass hair it’ll be the best decision you’ve made in a minute but it will take so long to start growing back

[Bailey Messbarger @BaileyMessbarg3]

You know that feeling when you put your contacts in after wearing glasses for days and your vision seems disoriented asf for about half an hour? I need to know that’s not just me

[Bailey Messbarger @BaileyMessbarg3]

Famous words from Abigail DeBaun “Public humiliation is good for the soul you got this Bailey”✊🏼

[Gregory Holman | @gregoryholman.bksy.social 📲📻🗞 @gregoryholman]

A vehicle just plowed into the Panera restaurant near @MissouriState

[Bailey Messbarger @BaileyMessbarg3]

I hear prom and graduation are coming up for some of you🫢 if you are looking for someone to do photos I am here…

[Bailey Messbarger @BaileyMessbarg3]

To the lady at the post office who gave me an extra copy of my passport pic, you didn’t think that through well😏

[Bailey Messbarger @BaileyMessbarg3]

Gotta love the boss

[Bailey Messbarger @BaileyMessbarg3]

@christinaskata It’s okay, the 2 guys I’m doing a group project with right now have to be over the age of 50