Bailey Olvera

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[Bailey Olvera @BaileyOlvera]

Mom: what'd you make on your test?
Me in my head: 46 rounds to 50 but add a 25 point curve he should've done is 75 which also has to be rounded is 80 but add 10 points for bonus he also should've given is 90. But then you might as well go for the whole enchilada.
Me: I got a 100.

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

A blue whale's poop can weigh as much as 4 tonnes, making it the second largest piece of sh!t in the world just behind Donald Trump.

[goma @soigomaa]

Free my man

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

when i'm mad from my perspective but i can also see their perspective so now i’m carrying double the emotional weight and being eaten away by my anger and empathy

[Variety @Variety]

Martin Short says his daughter Katherine's death has been a "nightmare" for him and his family:

“But the understanding [is] that mental health and cancer, like my wife’s, are both diseases, and sometimes with diseases they are terminal. And my daughter fought for a long time with extreme mental health, borderline personality disorder, other things, and did the best she couldn’t until she couldn’t.” https://t.co/80SDyIlq07

[mafy @mafyfy25]

Quando vc vai nas notas do seu celular procurar uma senha e acaba achando um textão falando de como se sentia

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

Who made this?? 🤣

[KAT USC 🇺🇲 @jpegmeme467]

Me liking every post calling Geno a Bitch:

[Bailey Olvera @BaileyOlvera]

& then he adds you back the second they get into a fight. also, why??? i literally want nothing to do with you😂😂

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Blocking me so your new relationship can work is insane

[🍀🥕 bas @leafingbehind]

do u guys ever get attached to one (1) person and ur entire mood revolves around them does this have a name

[jeff ski_🔋 @yerafuntrouble]

i died a lot to live a little with u

[CHA$E @jehovahsflyest]

everybody got that one ex who don’t understand that it’s really over

[mlow @mayhewrote]

Wanna get rich so i can support every stray cat out there

[rose @wynrosei]

Uber driver asked if I had a boyfriend. I told him I used to be a guy 3 years ago. The rest of the ride was in silence.
Use it girls

[Donald @losomros]

It would be cool if, after you died, you could see the top five times you almost died.

[Maci 🐞 @WisteriaRising]

GOD I love women

[SANTERIA @COOLunderPressa]

"y'all were too toxic"
We were also all eachother had most nights.

[🕸️ @recreatings]

when someone asks how im doing

[jady @wheresjady]

sometimes you just gotta say “what a fucking loser ass bitch” and keep it pushing 😂😂