ëpïç™

F.l.a.w.l.e.s.s. 🤍☯️🦄

[Psaint✝️ @ClaudeBrilliant]

Nauza gazeti ya standard

[Levi$🧠 @ItsLeecapalot]

"hiyo kichele mmetoa haija furahisha sir jah" 😂😂

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Companies replacing junior roles with AI, only to complain about the lack of senior talent in 4-5 years, is going to be the most predictable crisis in hiring history.

[N.Kanali @NicKanali]

Picked up a friend from Europe at the airport late at night, saw a Nganya on Mombasa Road, and she asked me if that was an ambulance. 😭

[ëpïç™ @BaileyVee8]

S** on the kitchen top 🤭

[Harmo @harmkimkim]

Tutatoka aje block na mnanunua makaa supermarket 😭😂😂💔

[Agyemang Prempeh. @Kwesi_Obour1]

Close the window that hurts you no matter how beautiful the view is.

[Juma G 🇰🇪 @jumaf3]

Let me shock you... Kenyatta Avenue was "carpeted and painted" in less than 24 hours because we have global visitors. 😆. It means KENHA and others can do their jobs but they are too lazy and corrupt. It means they can fix a road in days, and not years.

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

me ready to crash out because i can still feel the oil on the plastic container after the 5th wash:

[Rèed @Ian_San254]

Deep down hatutaki kutoka Kenya.Uku ukiwa na pesa unaishi better kuliko ukiwa first world

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Adulting is so strange. You can avoid spending money for a week and end up spending all the money you saved that week in one day.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

How time jumped from 2020 to 2026 feels unreal, it’s the fastest 6 years of my life.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

The government is the largest manufacturer of poverty in Kenya. Second only to Cancer.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

That awkward run when a car let's you cross the street

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Everything is urgent in corporate, except recognition and salary increases.

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

"I have to wake up early tomorrow"

Me at 3am wondering how people even started translating languages if they didn't understand each other

[KIPRONO @Onorpik]

I don't know how finding 25 children in a mass grave does not even concern the president! He truly MUST GO!