Bailey

genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist

[Bailey @BaileyWeaver413]

I just started crying because I got to snuggle with two kittens at the same time.. I now understand why people say I’m going to be a crazy cat lady

[Bailey @BaileyWeaver413]

Okay so the Allen Americans are actually a really good hockey team. And with that being said, this is one of the most entertaining Thunder games I have been to. Chirping 10/10

[Bailey @BaileyWeaver413]

Just saw my first hat trick in hockey and it was my favorite player on the thunder👌🏻👌🏻

[Bailey @BaileyWeaver413]

Coming from a Maple Leafs fan: I can’t believe we just won that game

[Bailey @BaileyWeaver413]

If I see one more Sidney Crosby thirst trap on tiktok, I’m gonna die

[Bailey @BaileyWeaver413]

New Mariana’s Trench and new Hollywood Undead music all in one day? I can’t handle this

[Bailey @BaileyWeaver413]

Someone keeps playing Creed in the bar😂

[Bailey @BaileyWeaver413]

The Bluey theme song kinda slaps

[Bailey @BaileyWeaver413]

I love seeing a service dog get released from duty for a few minutes and just see them turn into a puppy again

[Bailey @BaileyWeaver413]

Yo there’s no reason the Denver airport should be this complicated

[Bailey @BaileyWeaver413]

A family who crocs together, rocks together

[Bailey @BaileyWeaver413]

If I could just live on a goat farm I could be happy for the rest of my days

[Bailey @BaileyWeaver413]

Why would you offer your employees vacation hours if you won’t let them use them?

[Bailey @BaileyWeaver413]

Walmart popcorn chicken is a delicacy

[Bailey @BaileyWeaver413]

The backyardigans theme song slaps hard

[Bailey @BaileyWeaver413]

I saw the Rockzilla tour last week and now all of my tiktok page is just Falling in Reverse and Hollywood Undead content. I’m not upset

[Bailey @BaileyWeaver413]

I think if I told a therapist about my life, my therapist would need a therapist

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what i lack in sex appeal i make up for by being a silly little guy

[Bailey @BaileyWeaver413]

I feel like every time I take a step forward I just get another punch in the face and get pushed backward again

[Bailey @BaileyWeaver413]

The level of stupidity is honestly impressive

[Bailey @BaileyWeaver413]

Y’all you cannot just throw in a life quote from Kung Fu Panda like that