Bailey

I’m dreaming of a boy who will bring me hot Cheetos

[Bailey @BaileyWiberg]

My dad surprised my mom with a trip to Paris for Valentine’s Day. I bought myself Buffalo Wild Wings. Who’s the true winner?

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

you say rice pudding, I say advice pudding. you want some advice? get some pudding.

[James @CaucasianJames]

thanks earth. goodnight

[Jess @____itsNice____]

Every time a boy doesn’t text me back:
“Maybe his dad took him fishing”

[Jess @____itsNice____]

I told bailey I was going to marry Jackie Chan. Her response was “he’s so old you guys are gonna have wrinkly babies”

[Bailey @BaileyWiberg]

After 9 years I finally get to see Megamind in theaters and my heart can’t handle it.

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Feel like “bread is bad for you” people are working for the devil.

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

Hermione: I’ve got to be clear here, I really like you Harry,but…

Harry: I like your hairy butt too.

[Jess @____itsNice____]

“Stand up again, I like looking at you full form.” - Bailey talking to Buster, her dog

[James @CaucasianJames]

sorry for being hot lol

[Target @Target]

When a small inconvenience happens.

[out of context psych @nocontextpsych]

why do sitcoms even try to be funny anymore if they know nothing is ever going to top this scene

[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

interviewer: alright do you have any questions for me

me: have you seen megamind

[James @CaucasianJames]

s/o to bagels. s/o to cream cheese

[cindi @cindi_teasley]

PSA:

when a girl cries, she’s not crying over what just happened. she’s crying because DreamWorks Studios’ Megamind (2010) may have been the greatest cinematic masterpiece of our generation and it never won an Oscar

[out of context parks and rec @nocontextpawnee]

y'all will have to let me know if ben wyatt gets the iron throne or whatever

[Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n]

have a forceful day