Bailey

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

The best part about Hinge is meeting people in their 30s and getting to be, apparently, the first person they've ever tried to have a conversation with

[m @msnetik]

that cat is not rum tum tugger, it’s not mungojerrie, it’s actually rumpleteazer. and it’s sort of comical that you think you’ve made a choice that exempts you from the jellicle ball when in fact

[💚 @menzelmania]

good luck we're still trying to figure out what was happening between the OGs

[Christopher King @chr1st0pherk1ng]

They threw every gay buzzword they had at me and it’s working

[Chi Urbanist @chi_urbanist]

We have lived a thousand lifetimes since this happened

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

Drag queen made of wire. Gay monkey in the audience says "mother."

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

“he drives to work on his bicycle with his husband on the back which is a nice loving relationship”

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

what’s your favorite line delivery

[Elle ⚘️🍉 @__shiticantsay]

As far as I'm concerned, the only legal definition of a woman should be:

When Shania Twain says, "let's go girls", do you go? If so, girl.

[Annna g @newuser8937]

@SenatorLankford Get the fuck out

[Bailey @Bailey_amis]

what if we kissed at the Dunkin’ Donuts & baskin-Robbin’s in the pentagon

[emily ☾ ❤️‍🔥 @sparklyboots89]

need whoever works at these fast food places in the fucking Pentagon to come forward. i have questions

[girlboss don biggavelli @rwxoxo]

dark at 5pm on a night with no plans: every passing minute is a reminder of endless nothingness, existence is a prison

dark at 5pm & on the way to an evening plan: look how the city lights dance for me, who knows what wonders await, the night is young!

[gee⋆˚꩜｡⋆ SWCLA27 !! @djappellroan]

get your fucking ass up and hold space for the lyrics of defying gravity. its like no one wants to hold space for the lyrics of defying gravity anymore

[Christopher @molochofficial]

It’s increasingly clear that Ellen DeGeneres was an environmentally significant apex predator in the media ecosystem; she’d have extracted all entertainment value from the Hawk Tuah girl in a 3-minute segment and banished her back to anonymity, maintaining ecological balance

[Bailey @Bailey_amis]

@Andy Bailey and Anna from Chicago

Britani, you said this season that in the past you’ve chosen men over your children. After all of this back and forth with Jared and hearing the other womens’ feedback, have you made any changes to your priorities?

[Dana Goldberg @DGComedy]

No matter what happens, it saddens me deeply that rape, felonies, trying to overthrow our democracy, misogyny, racism and transphobia are somehow not deal breaks for 10’s of millions of Americans.

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

he would be suuuuch a good real housewife