Bailey Smith

I am serious about two things- Jesus and Mexican Food

[Bailey Smith @Bailey_bSe]

brb about to send a strongly worded dm to Netflix’s CEOs for kicking me off my friend’s step-dad’s account on all my devices

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

eldest daughters deserve an extra spicy baja blast today

[Bailey Smith @Bailey_bSe]

@birdinereed chaos chose me

[Bailey Smith @Bailey_bSe]

Some days you wake up and choose chaos, other days chaos wakes up and chooses you

[Bailey Smith @Bailey_bSe]

“Some people have have a gaydar… you have a truck-dar”

… and in this moment I have never felt for JoCo

[Bailey Smith @Bailey_bSe]

I feel like this is not an unpopular opinion but social media marketing has no business posting on April 1st unless it’s some kind of April fools post

[Bailey Smith @Bailey_bSe]

starting a new holiday series I like to call: things our parents ask us to do because we *conveniently* live in Raleigh

“I don’t want to drive 20 minutes to go get mini croissants”

[Bailey Smith @Bailey_bSe]

I’m in a unique phase of life where I can’t tell you what I had for dinner last night but I can tell you all of my friend’s urls to get to their page on theknot

[Barstool Pack @BarstoolPack]

RT if you hate @UCLABarstool

[Moe's Southwest Grill @Moes_HQ]

Paying extra for chips and salsa 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Bailey Smith @Bailey_bSe]

Some people call it “directionally challenged” or “lost”, I call it seeing every inch of the state before I die one day

[Cory Smith @RCorySmith]

Dear @espn,

NC State has head coaches, too. Their names are Wes Moore and Kevin Keatts. Just saying...

[Bailey Smith @Bailey_bSe]

Hey ESPN I’d just like to know WHY a football game would be “blacked out if your area”

1. During a pandemic
2. When I literally live a mile from the stadium where the game is being played???

Seriously let’s give it a break

[wwan @wordsweallneed]

love them anyway.
pray for them anyway.
show grace to them anyway.
want the best for them anyway.

[Bailey Smith @Bailey_bSe]

Me at the beginning of every cheesy Christmas romance movie:
ew this is stupid what’s going on

Me at the end of EVERY cheesy Christmas romance movie:
this is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

[Bailey Smith @Bailey_bSe]

Zoom classes are the equivalent of sitting in the back row and as a “front row to pay attention” kinda kid I am just not having a good time

[C.J. Johnson @CJCurtisJohnson]

everyone else: getting engaged, married, having kids, etc.

me: you know what I’m gonna go get some Chick-fil-A

[Bailey Smith @Bailey_bSe]

You can’t buy love but you CAN buy a mid-size SUV and help your friends when they move and offer to drive for every road trip because you “have the biggest car” and in the end it’s kinda the same outcome

[wwan @wordsweallneed]

let Jesus change people.
your job is to love them.

[Bailey Smith @Bailey_bSe]

Girls have no idea what movie they want to watch until you mention Pitch Perfect and then it’s Pitch Perfect every time