Tom Bailey

its all fun and games until someones arse starts bleeding

[Tom Bailey @Baileyyy36]

How to break it to your mam that you did shit

[Tom Bailey @Baileyyy36]

Imagine getting a job where if you turn up at 5 past 5 its sound but if you turn up at 7 past you dont get your weekend 🙏🏻🙏🏻

[Tom Bailey @Baileyyy36]

I would give anything just to hear what phillip had to say about the american vicar

[Tom Bailey @Baileyyy36]

The week before payday is a graft

[Tom Bailey @Baileyyy36]

Being a 16 year old lass with your chebs out always seems to work https://t.co/PJgbVekaVG

[Seany Rob @Seany_Rob92]

Can't get served in spoons coz I have no I.d 😂😂😂😂 I'm fucking 25 you bitch

[Tom Bailey @Baileyyy36]

Fuck summer holidays ive only been here a weekend and an extra day and im bored as fuckkk

[Tom Bailey @Baileyyy36]

Somethings gan wrong to start with if somebody can get a bomb into a concert

[Tom Bailey @Baileyyy36]

Paid less for 2 flights to tenerife than 2 train tickets with a railcard to london

[Tom Bailey @Baileyyy36]

Payyyydayyyy 🎉🎉🎉❤️

[philly @_phillipabell]

True colours always show in the end

[Tom Bailey @Baileyyy36]

You know its christmas when you watch the polar express for the 800th time

[Tom Bailey @Baileyyy36]

@jburrow_private jeff lives

[Tom Bailey @Baileyyy36]

Taking the bird out for tea - what do you want? "I dont mind"

[Tom Bailey @Baileyyy36]

Train prices are fucking extortion yet you always have to stand or sit next to some fat smelly cunt

[Tom Bailey @Baileyyy36]

@_GeorgiaFlint aye mine do

[Tom Bailey @Baileyyy36]

@Emy_Dyer @FlintGermaine bet its you there kicking off about 😉

[Tom Bailey @Baileyyy36]

Mornings are the fucking devils creation man

[Tom Bailey @Baileyyy36]

Lest we forget

[Tom Bailey @Baileyyy36]

Good to see The 16 year old politics experts are still going strong on twitter

[Tom Bailey @Baileyyy36]

fucking hate mornings, worst part of the day

[Tom Bailey @Baileyyy36]

Fucking right we do https://t.co/Snc0iFmnQ7