Lindi Bailiff

[Lindi Bailiff @Bailness]

@PigSpotter one would think so. Doesn't look it in the pic but he is actually a child. Parents should be jailed.

[Lindi Bailiff @Bailness]

@PigSpotter Towing on N1 South today. Even seeing it doesn't make it easy to believe.

[Mandy Wiener @MandyWiener]

It's Nelson Mandela's birthday tomorrow. And the world feels like it's imploding. War, death, mayhem. He would want peace, love and unity.

[Evita Bezuidenhout @TannieEvita]

#ANC Congratulations on the impressive election manifesto. Of course they only have to deliver 30% to pass.

[Neal Collins @nealcol]

Dear @presidencyza: THIS is the stuff. THIS is the speech. THIS is a tribute to #mandela. Unity this weekend.

[Lindi Bailiff @Bailness]

#Mandela rest in peace our special Madiba. The world is very empty today.

[Eleni Giokos Ελένη Γιώκου @EleniGiokos]

Total bets at Durban July: R 220 million. Total prize money paid out: R9.5 million.

[Lindi Bailiff @Bailness]

@Discovery_SA removed auth for my chronic meds, so havent had them since friday. I pay R3000 for? a card and discounted veggies at woolies?

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

There is a condition known as "sleep drunkenness" -- When a person hovers in a drowsy state between sleep and wakefulness.

[Trevor Noah @Trevornoah]

Mandela survived 27 years in prison only to become a prisoner of the ANC marketing machine.

[Lindi Bailiff @Bailness]

@Vodacom @shameeljoosub has a detailed communication stating just how vodacom has already "helped" me

[Lindi Bailiff @Bailness]

like all of @Vodacom CEO @shameeljoosub shows total disregard for customers. yet to receive response to complaint i sent him on 2 Feb 2013

[Lindi Bailiff @Bailness]

@Peersb, that's for breaking my TV bru

[Lindi Bailiff @Bailness]

@DeanOelsch hysterical series! Acid, bath, roof- all I have to say.

[Lindi Bailiff @Bailness]

Massive kudos @MOVIDA_JHB. Mate's phone stolen on Fri, thief spotted & handed to police by management. Phone returned. Great job guys!

[Lindi Bailiff @Bailness]

@ryanpurvis This chick looks like a lunatic. Johnny's face says it all!

[Lindi Bailiff @Bailness]

#Moron is possibly one of the best words in the English Language.

[Lindi Bailiff @Bailness]

Definition of google rage: using the word ”f@$king" in search terms when not looking for porn.... However is not effective.

[Lindi Bailiff @Bailness]

@Dazza_J Best of luck my friend. Xxx

[Doriann Bailiff @Doriannjb]

@StandardBankGrp ordered change from Norwood branch in packet of R2 coins two 20 Zimbabwe cents. Not possible of course.